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Five hundred dollars? |
Wave Sound |
19.63 Kb |
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"Five hundred dollars? Hmm, that's almost a million!" From CASH AND CARRY (1937)
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Whadda takin a bath for? |
Wave Sound |
31.83 Kb |
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"Whadda ya takin' a bath for? It ain't Saturday!"
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Can I rub a little of this on your body? |
Wave Sound |
68.73 Kb |
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"Brighto! Mister, can I rub a little of this on your body?" "You just try it if you want a good punch in the nose!" From DIZZY DOCTORS (1937)
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Tell That to All the Boys |
Wave Sound |
24.95 Kb |
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"I'll bet you tell that to all the boys... I mean, girls!" From POP GOES THE EASEL (1935)
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Burnt Toast and a Rotten Egg |
Wave Sound |
21.64 Kb |
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"Hey, bring me back a piece of burnt toast and a rotten egg!" From THREE SAPPY PEOPLE (1939)
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The Line's Busy |
Wave Sound |
73.89 Kb |
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"Hello... Yes? Yes? Yes?" "Can they come?" "Hold on, can't ya see the line's busy?" "Busy?" "Yeah, I'm talkin'!" From FALSE ALARMS (1936)
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Moe, Larry, the Cheese! |
Wave Sound |
145.54 Kb |
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From HORSES' COLLARS (1935)
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Cheese Knife |
Wave Sound |
25.09 Kb |
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"Don't get excited! Ya can still use it for a cheese knife!" From OILY TO BED, OILY TO RISE (1939)
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Oh, a clip joint! |
Wave Sound |
23.24 Kb |
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"Oh, a clip joint! Ruff!" From ACHE IN EVERY STAKE, AN (1941)
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Do You Swear? |
Wave Sound |
68.74 Kb |
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"Do you solmnly swear to tell the try, the whole truth and nothing but the truth?" "Why don't you answer him?" "He's talkin' pig latin! I don't know what he's sayin'!" "He's asking you if you swear..." "No! But I know all the woids!" From DISORDER IN THE COURT (1936)
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What's behind those drapes? |
Wave Sound |
31.47 Kb |
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"Hey, what's behind those drapes?" "The back ofthe drapes!" From MATRI-PHONY (1942)
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What Kind of a Fool |
Wave Sound |
34.32 Kb |
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"What kind of a fool do you take me for?" "Why, is there more than one kind??" From SAVED BY THE BELLE (1939)
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I Can't Play Football |
Wave Sound |
17.96 Kb |
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"I Can't Play Football" From THREE LITTLE PIGSKINS (1934)
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No Kiss |
Wave Sound |
60.36 Kb |
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"How about a kiss, my little sardine?" "I'm no sardine, and there'll be no kiss!" From MATRI-PHONY (1942)
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And This Is My Mother! |
Wave Sound |
67.57 Kb |
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"This is my sister, Crummet. And this is my mother!" [SLAP] "Oh!" From POP GOES THE EASEL (1935)
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Pink Tie |
Wave Sound |
39.66 Kb |
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Curly has a one-way conversation with a block of ice. From ACHE IN EVERY STAKE, AN (1941)
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Post Office |
Wave Sound |
84.86 Kb |
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"What's the matter?" "This Peeping Tom tried to kiss me in my sleep!" "I thought you wanted to play post office!" From PAIN IN THE PULLMAN, A (1936)
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Raspberry |
Wave Sound |
76.60 Kb |
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Curly get slapped and bonked by Moe for his stupid comments while the Stooges broadcast over the hospital intercom. From DIZZY DOCTORS (1937)
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Sears |
Wave Sound |
48.35 Kb |
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"This bed goes back to Henry VIII." "That's nothin'; we had a bed that went back to Sears Roebuck III!" From HEALTHY, WEALTHY AND DUMB (1938)
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A Simple Job |
Wave Sound |
21.47 Kb |
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"A simple job for simple people!" From A PLUMBING WE WILL GO (1940)
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Spell Cat |
Wave Sound |
86.18 Kb |
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"Can you spell cat?" "Soitenly!" "Spell it!" "Cat. K-I-T-T-Y. Pussy." From HOI POLLOI (1935)
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Midnight on the Ocean |
Wave Sound |
33.69 Kb |
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Curly renames the French artist's painting "Midnight on the Ocean" after splashing black paint all over it. From POP GOES THE EASEL (1935)
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I'm Trying to Think |
Wave Sound |
31.81 Kb |
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"I'm tryin' to think, by nothin' happens!"
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Won't you be my boyfriend? |
Wave Sound |
74.09 Kb |
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"Won't you be my boyfriend? You'll like me afterwe get acquainted. I grow on people!" "So dowarts!" From FALSE ALARMS (1936)
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Woo-woo-woo-woo-woo! |
Wave Sound |
31.33 Kb |
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