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It's Barely Possible |
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"Didja hear that?" "Woo-wwo-woo - sounds like there's a bear down there. I'm gonna get a trap!" "What a minute. How can there be a bear down there?" "It's barely possible!" From OILY TO BED, OILY TO RISE (1939)
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Get outta this bed! |
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24.75 Kb |
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"Get outta this bed! Get outta this bed!" From I CAN HARDLY WAIT (1943)
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Biggest Thing in Your Life |
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51.14 Kb |
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"Hello!" "Hello, Moe? Ya better come right over. You're missing one of the biggest things in your life!" From FALSE ALARMS (1936)
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Mutiny in the Boxcar |
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32.39 Kb |
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"Oh, mutiny in the boxcar, eh?" "Get goin'!" From MOVIE MANIACS (1936)
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Something's wrong with my head |
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45.14 Kb |
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"Somethin's wrong with my head! Is there a bullet hole there?" "No bullet's goin' through that skull!"
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Somebody is Defacing our Character! |
Wave Sound |
64.92 Kb |
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"What's goin' on out here?" "Somebody is defacing our character!" "Oh yeah?" "Hmmm!" "Get over there, turnip head!" From MATRI-PHONY (1942)
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Oh look! You bent the chisel! |
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42.69 Kb |
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"Oh look! You bent the chisel!" "I'll straighten that!" "Nyuk, nyuk!" [KLONK] From ACHE IN EVERY STAKE, AN (1941)
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Whadda expect to do what that? |
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30.79 Kb |
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"Whadda expect to do what that?" "Paint the crack!" From POP GOES THE EASEL (1935)
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Family |
Wave Sound |
55.46 Kb |
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"What was your family decomposed of?" "Well, I'll tell ya. I was one of a litter of five... and I was the one they kept!" From NO CENSUS, NO FEELING (1940)
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Buffalo Bill |
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60.40 Kb |
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"Wait, how are we gonna shoot golfs without guns?" "C'mon, Buffalo Bill!" From THREE LITTLE BEERS (1935)
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Henry VIII |
Wave Sound |
48.51 Kb |
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"I'll moida ya for this!" "What happened?" "Get this 'Henry VIII' off my neck!!!" From HEALTHY, WEALTHY AND DUMB (1938)
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Who had that last beer? |
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44.06 Kb |
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"Who had that last beer?" "Not me - I had that one with all the foam!" From SAVED BY THE BELLE (1939)
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Nice Manners |
Wave Sound |
42.19 Kb |
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From SOCK-A-BYE BABY (1942)
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Medicine! Oh! |
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63.12 Kb |
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"Medicine! Oh!" [swigs] "Ahh, I feel better already!" "What was wrong with you?" "Nuthin'!" [SLAP] "Oh!" From DIZZY DOCTORS (1937)
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Didn't Do Nothin' |
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34.55 Kb |
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"I didn't do nothin'!" "That's why I slugged ya; do something... get the water and wash that window right now!" From ALL THE WORLD'S A STOOGE (1941)
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Pedestrian |
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48.38 Kb |
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"Republican? Naw, I'm a Democrat!" "Not me!! I'm a pedestrian!" From HALF SHOT SHOOTERS (1936)
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Pineapple |
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76.93 Kb |
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"What've you got there?" "A pineapple, want one?" "Pineapple?? That's a hand grenade, get rid of it!!" From SAVED BY THE BELLE (1939)
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Forgot to allow for shrinkage |
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62.39 Kb |
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"Nyahah! Hey Moe, look!" "How about that? We forgot to allow for shrinkage!" From ACHE IN EVERY STAKE, AN (1941)
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Strike |
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54.87 Kb |
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"Whaddya up to now?" "I've got a perfect score!" "No ya haven't, ya need another strike!" (SLAP) From ACHE IN EVERY STAKE, AN (1941)
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Whadda you eatin'? |
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32.00 Kb |
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Hey, whadda you eatin'?" [crack] "A weenie, but it's kinda tough! From HOW HIGH IS UP? (1940)
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Three Little Beers - Dry Cleaning |
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56.00 Kb |
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The Stooges are asked if they're members of the press. Curly makes a wise crack and gets it from Moe. From THREE LITTLE BEERS (1935)
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Three Little Beers - Haircut |
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47.00 Kb |
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"Sold to the man with the spittoon haircut!" From THREE LITTLE BEERS (1935)
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Three Little Beers - Crack Head Open |
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44.00 Kb |
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Closing lines from THREE LITTLE BEERS From THREE LITTLE BEERS (1935)
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Three Little Beers - Hunting |
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30.00 Kb |
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"What do we have to do?" "Shoot golf!" "Oh... hunting!" From THREE LITTLE BEERS (1935)
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