| Quote |
| 1 |
"What is this you're doing?" "The elevator dance." "Elevator dance?" "Yeah, there's no steps to it."
- Larry & Ted (SOUP TO NUTS, 1930) |
| 2 |
"Here I go with another load."
- Ted Healy (BEER AND PRETZELS, 1933) |
| 3 |
"She promised to meet me at 10 o'clock. It's now half past eight and she's not here yet!"
"I think she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes."
- Moe and Curly (PLANE NUTS, 1933) |
| 4 |
"I'm the best musician in the country!" "Yeah, but how are ya in the city?"
- Moe and Larry (DANCING LADY, 1933) |
| 5 |
"Were them funny noises comin' outta you or the piano?"
- Joan Crawford to Larry (DANCING LADY, 1933) |
| 6 |
"Gimme a 3 letter word meaning 'rat'." "Meaning 'rat'?" "Yeah." (Ted points to Curly) "Him."
- Moe and Ted Healy (MYRT AND MARGE, 1933) |
| 7 |
"I'll explain everything." "Yeah, Mullins will explain it. Then we'll bring in an interpreter to go over it!" [Slap!]
- Ted Healy and Curly (MYRT AND MARGE, 1933) |
| 8 |
"Who are these gentlemen?" "Gentlemen?! Cut out the sarcasm!"
- Thomas Jackson & Ted Healy (MYRT AND MARGE, 1933) |
| 9 |
Ted Healy (introducing Chinese girls Bo-Ching and Bo-Ling): Meet Bo-Ching and Bo-Ling. (pointing to Curly): And this is Beau Hunk.
- Ted Healy (MYRT AND MARGE, 1933) |
| 10 |
"My corns are killing me." "Why don't you do something for them?" "Why should I? They never did anything for me!"
- Shemp Howard & Harry Gribbon (CORN ON THE COP, 1934) |
| 11 |
"My uncle made a fortune in corn... at $10 a gallon."
- Shemp (CORN ON THE COP, 1934) |
| 12 |
"Don't worry, I got what it takes to cure him."
- Moe (WOMAN HATERS, 1934) |
| 13 |
"And when I'm finished with my crooning, on my knees I'll fall! My life! My love! My all!"
- Larry (WOMAN HATERS, 1934) |
| 14 |
"Why don't I come up and see ya sometime when you're in the nude... I mean mood."
- Shemp Howard (ART TROUBLE, 1934) |
| 15 |
"Burnt toast and a rotten egg? Whatta ya want that for?" "I got a tapeworm and that's good enough for him!"
- Curly and Moe (PUNCH DRUNKS, 1934) |
| 16 |
"I lost my ba-lance" "Oh, ya lost your ba-lance, eh?" "Yeah" "Well go find it!"
- Larry and Moe (PUNCH DRUNKS, 1934) |
| 17 |
"And now kiddies, Uncle Dan will tell you what happened when Fuzzy Bear met Jerry Porcupine at the old hollow tree stump in the woods right next to Peter Rabbit's gingerbread house..."
- Radio Announcer (PUNCH DRUNKS, 1934) |
| 18 |
"Every time I hear that Weasel tune, something POPS inside of me!"
- Curly (PUNCH DRUNKS, 1934) |
| 19 |
"I'm in a terrible dilemma." "Yeah, I don't care much for these foreign cars either."
- Dorothy Granger and Moe (PUNCH DRUNKS, 1934) |
| 20 |
"This is gettin' on my noives!"
- Curly (PUNCH DRUNKS, 1934) |
| 21 |
"Calling Dr. Howard, Dr. Fine, Dr. Howard!"
- P.A. Announcer (MEN IN BLACK, 1934) |
| 22 |
"Let's pluck 'im and see if he's ripe!"
- Larry (MEN IN BLACK, 1934) |
| 23 |
"For duty and humanity!"
- Moe Larry and Curly (MEN IN BLACK, 1934) |
| 24 |
"We graduated with the highest temperatures in our class."
- Larry (MEN IN BLACK, 1934) |
| 25 |
"What did you do for patient in 72?" "Nothing! What'd he ever do for us!"
- Del Henderson & Curly (MEN IN BLACK, 1934) |
| 26 |
"Look!... Great big, giant, green canaries!!!"
- Billy Gilbert (MEN IN BLACK, 1934) |
| 27 |
"Should I give him sodium amytal?" "Nah, give 'im a Coca-Cola."
- Ruth Hiatt & Larry (MEN IN BLACK, 1934) |
| 28 |
"Boy, did I pick me a double order of skunk!"
"She thinks it's ermine."
- Moe and Lucille Ball (THREE LITTLE PIGSKINS, 1934) |
| 29 |
"Let's play post office." "That's a kid's game." "Not the way I play it."
- Curly & Phyllis Crane (THREE LITTLE PIGSKINS, 1934) |
| 30 |
"Is it honest work?" "Does it make any difference?!!!" "No, no... no difference."
- Al Thompson, Larry, Moe & Curly (THREE LITTLE PIGSKINS, 1934) |
| 31 |
"If you get there first, put a chalk mark." "What'f you get there first?" "Then I'll rub it out."
- Moe & Larry (THREE LITTLE PIGSKINS, 1934) |
| 32 |
"Atwhay areay ouyay oingday onighttay? But you wouldn't know a thing about that, would you?" "Oh, onay."
- Larry & Lucille Ball (THREE LITTLE PIGSKINS, 1934) |
| 33 |
"Did'jya ever hear of Snow, Snow, Beautiful Snow?" "Why yes, did you write that?" "No, I shoveled it."
- Curly & Phyllis Crane (THREE LITTLE PIGSKINS, 1934) |
| 34 |
"Will the lady with the lucky number come and get me please?"
- Larry (THREE LITTLE PIGSKINS, 1934) |
| 35 |
"Oh, a miner." "No, I'm 36... Larry's a minor, he's 44."
- Gertie Green & Moe (THREE LITTLE PIGSKINS, 1934) |
| 36 |
"Are you sure these are the Three Horsemen?"
- Walter Long (THREE LITTLE PIGSKINS, 1934) |
| 37 |
Moe, Larry, the cheese! Moe, Larry, the cheese!!!
- Curly (HORSES' COLLARS, 1935) |
| 38 |
"Ooohh, a woman! Woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo!!!"
- Curly (HORSES' COLLARS, 1935) |
| 39 |
"What about the money?" "G'wan, that's a tin roof." "What'aya mean?" "A tin roof... it's on the house."
- Nelson McDowell, Larry & Curly (HORSES' COLLARS, 1935) |
| 40 |
"Every time he sees a mouse he goes crazy." "Why?" "'Cause his father was a rat."
- Larry, Fred Kelsey & Moe (HORSES' COLLARS, 1935) |
| 41 |
"All for one!" "One for all!" "Every man for himself!"
- Larry, Moe and Curly (RESTLESS KNIGHTS, 1935) |
| 42 |
"And what were you doing in Paris?" "Oh, looking over the Parasites."
- Geneva Mitchell & Curly (RESTLESS KNIGHTS, 1935) |
| 43 |
"What'cha do with the Queen?!" "Maybe he trumped her." [Smack!]
- Moe and Curly (RESTLESS KNIGHTS, 1935) |
| 44 |
"Maybe they'll miss us." "That'll be an arrow escape."
- Larry & Curly (RESTLESS KNIGHTS, 1935) |
| 45 |
"And I, the Count of Ten?" "No, you are Baron of Grey Matter."
- Curly & Walter Brennan (RESTLESS KNIGHTS, 1935) |
| 46 |
"C'mon... even if we can't find the Queen, we can at least get a drink."
- Larry (RESTLESS KNIGHTS, 1935) |
| 47 |
"How can I ignite the fire in my heart when you've got your foot in my face!"
- Shemp (HIS FIRST FLAME, 1935) |
| 48 |
"Oh! Look at the grouse!"
- Curly (POP GOES THE EASEL, 1935) |
| 49 |
"I am an artist!" "I am an artist too!" "Oh, a pair of drawers!"
- Leo White, Larry, and Curly (POP GOES THE EASEL, 1935) |
| 50 |
"Come in!" "Come in!" "I said come in!" [SPLAT!]
- Bob Burns (POP GOES THE EASEL, 1935) |
| 51 |
"Mister, I haven't tasted food for 3 days." "Well, I wouldn't worry about it... it still tastes the same."
- Curly & William J. Irving (POP GOES THE EASEL, 1935) |
| 52 |
"I got sick of the dough, and thought I'd go on the loaf."
- Curly (UNCIVIL WARRIORS, 1935) |
| 53 |
"Well being as there's no other place around the place, I reckon this must be the place, I reckon."
- Curly (UNCIVIL WARRIORS, 1935) |
| 54 |
"I baked a cake once, but it fell and killed the cat."
- Moe (UNCIVIL WARRIORS, 1935) |
| 55 |
"What did you say the name of this cake was?" "Southern Comfort." "Tastes more like Southern Comforter."
- Moe and Phyllis Crane (UNCIVIL WARRIORS, 1935) |
| 56 |
"I used to work in a bakery as a pilot" "A pilot?" "Yeah. I used to take the bread from one corner and pilot in the other."
- Curly and Phyllis Crane (UNCIVIL WARRIORS, 1935) |
| 57 |
"Do you know what that paper was?" "Hot!"
- Moe & Curly (UNCIVIL WARRIORS, 1935) |
| 58 |
"How's yours taste?" "Like a mattress." "Want mine?" "I'm stuffed now!"
- Moe & Curly (UNCIVIL WARRIORS, 1935) |
| 59 |
"He's known as 'Bloodhound Filbert', and he can smell a spy a mile away." "I'm glad he can't smell 'em any closer."
- Bud Jamison & Curly (UNCIVIL WARRIORS, 1935) |
| 60 |
"Sounds like trouble..." "Sounds like Lieutenant Duck to me!"
- Moe & Curly (UNCIVIL WARRIORS, 1935) |
| 61 |
"A victim of coicumstance!"
- Curly (UNCIVIL WARRIORS, 1935) |
| 62 |
"Duck, Dodge, Hyde!!"
- James C. Morton (UNCIVIL WARRIORS, 1935) |
| 63 |
I was lost, all by MYSELF!!
- Curly (UNCIVIL WARRIORS, 1935) |
| 64 |
"Meet the wife, and don't laugh."
- Shemp (WHY PAY RENT?, 1935) |
| 65 |
"Maybe we better humor him." "I'll marry him, if there's enough dough in it."
- Larry and Curly (PARDON MY SCOTCH, 1935) |
| 66 |
"Are you laddies by any chance from Loch Lomond?" "No, we're from Loch Jaw!"
- Barlowe Borland & Curly (PARDON MY SCOTCH, 1935) |
| 67 |
"What'ch'ya try to make for me? A fruit salad!!!?"
- Billy Gilbert (PARDON MY SCOTCH, 1935) |
| 68 |
"What's that for? I didn't do nuthin'!" "That's in case ya do and I'm not around!"
- Larry and Moe (HOI POLLOI, 1935) |
| 69 |
"Thanks for the dance... and cut yourself a slice'a throat!
"
- Curly (HOI POLLOI, 1935) |
| 70 |
"You must believe in the hypothesis of occult power!" "Well, I guess so... "
- Phyllis Crane and Moe (HOI POLLOI, 1935) |
| 71 |
"It ain't the dippin'. It's the countin' that's got me!"
- Curly (HOI POLLOI, 1935) |
| 72 |
"Allow me to introduce Prof. Nichols' two daughters." "Brother, can you spare a Nichol?"
- Harry Holman & Larry (HOI POLLOI, 1935) |
| 73 |
"What'a'ya mean rowdies?! Spread out!"
- Grace Goodall (HOI POLLOI, 1935) |
| 74 |
"How're we gonna shoot golf without guns?"
- Curly (THREE LITTLE BEERS, 1935) |
| 75 |
"Well, Jasper. What did you shoot?"
"I shot a seven but they wouldn't give me the money."
- Moe and Curly (THREE LITTLE BEERS, 1935) |
| 76 |
"He's pointin' to where you are!"
"You mean he's pointin' to where I was!"
- Curly and Moe (THREE LITTLE BEERS, 1935) |
| 77 |
"C'mon! What's'a'matter with 'ya?... 'Ya nuts?!"
- Moe (THREE LITTLE BEERS, 1935) |
| 78 |
"Now quiet down, will ya? I'm getting better... See, the pieces are gettin' smaller!"
- Moe (THREE LITTLE BEERS, 1935) |
| 79 |
"I just hired three new men, and everything's gonna be alright now... I hope."
- Tiny Lipson (THREE LITTLE BEERS, 1935) |
| 80 |
"Press." "Press." "Pull... eeyuuhh!"
- Moe, Larry & Curly (THREE LITTLE BEERS, 1935) |
| 81 |
"Where are those three loafers?" "They're in there, talking politics. I just heard one of them say, 'Let's have a New Deal'."
- Harrison Greene & Hilda Title (ANTS IN THE PANTRY, 1936) |
| 82 |
"What school did you go to?" "Oxford." "Well you better go back to high shoes!" [crunch!]
- Moe and Curly (ANTS IN THE PANTRY, 1936) |
| 83 |
"Aw boss, give us another chance." "Yeah, be a regular guy."
- Moe and Curly (ANTS IN THE PANTRY, 1936) |
| 84 |
"What's that thing for?" "Just in case we meet a bear." "Yeah? Meet my bare hand."
- Moe and Larry (ANTS IN THE PANTRY, 1936) |
| 85 |
"What're'ya tryin' to do, kill him?! Save him for me... I'll kill him when he gets out!"
- Moe (ANTS IN THE PANTRY, 1936) |
| 86 |
"I can't see, I can't see!" "What's'a'matter!?" "I got my eyes closed." [ploink!]
- Larry, Moe & Curly (ANTS IN THE PANTRY, 1936) |
| 87 |
"If at first you don't succeed, keep on suckin' til ya do suck seed!"
- Curly (MOVIE MANIACS, 1936) |
| 88 |
"Our genius ain't appreciated around here... let's scram!"
- Moe (MOVIE MANIACS, 1936) |
| 89 |
"Dear Santy Claus,"
- Curly (MOVIE MANIACS, 1936) |
| 90 |
"Soitenly I'm sound asleep." "Then why are you talkin'." "I'm talkin' in my sleep!"
- Moe and Curly (MOVIE MANIACS, 1936) |
| 91 |
"Tell me your name so I can tell your mother." "My mother knows my name."
- Moe and Curly (MOVIE MANIACS, 1936) |
| 92 |
"Pipe down, you guys, you're spoilin' the whole war for me!"
- Larry (HALF-SHOT SHOOTERS, 1936) |
| 93 |
'Would you fight for this great Republic, and..." "Republican?! Naw, I'm a Democrat!" "Not me!! I'm a pedestrian!"
- Edward LeSaint, Moe and Curly (HALF-SHOT SHOOTERS, 1936) |
| 94 |
"Every time you think you weaken the nation."
- Moe (HALF-SHOT SHOOTERS, 1936) |
| 95 |
"His mother and my mother are both mothers."
- Curly (HALF-SHOT SHOOTERS, 1936) |
| 96 |
"I don't know where that one landed, but I hope it didn't hit the pool room!"
- Moe (HALF-SHOT SHOOTERS, 1936) |
| 97 |
"For 2 cents I'd punch you right in the face." "Well here's the 2 cents!" "Well, I raised my price."
- Curly & Vernon Dent (HALF-SHOT SHOOTERS, 1936) |
| 98 |
"He's for onesies, you gave him twosies." "Here's fivesies!" [SLAP!!]
- Larry and Moe (DISORDER IN THE COURT, 1936) |
| 99 |
"The action of this pistol is so hard, it would take the strength of a mule to pull the trigger! Here, try it." "I'm no mule!" "Naw, your ears are too short!"
- Bud Jamison, Curly and Moe (DISORDER IN THE COURT, 1936) |
| 100 |
"What comes after 75?" "76." "That's the spirit!"
- Moe & Larry (DISORDER IN THE COURT, 1936) |
| 101 |
"He's asking you if you'll swear..." "No! But I know all da woids."
- Edward LeSaint & Curly (DISORDER IN THE COURT, 1936) |
| 102 |
"Tarantula? Shot five holes in a divot!"
- Moe to Larry (DISORDER IN THE COURT, 1936) |
| 103 |
"Johnsonnnnn!!"
- James C. Morton (PAIN IN THE PULLMAN, A, 1936) |
| 104 |
"I'm Paul Paine, the heart throb of millions!" "What's a heart throb?" "A pain in the neck!"
- James C. Morton, Larry & Curly (PAIN IN THE PULLMAN, A, 1936) |
| 105 |
"What's that?" "Fillet of sole and heel."
- Moe & Curly (PAIN IN THE PULLMAN, A, 1936) |
| 106 |
"I thought she wanted to play Post Office."
- Curly (PAIN IN THE PULLMAN, A, 1936) |
| 107 |
"How long do you wear a shirt like that?" "Oh, about down to there."
- Larry & Curly (PAIN IN THE PULLMAN, A, 1936) |
| 108 |
"Oh, I just love crab!" "Nyuk, nyuk, nyuk... she don't know it's a toitle."
- Hilda Title & Curly (PAIN IN THE PULLMAN, A, 1936) |
| 109 |
"Oh Nelly, you're here at last." "You got me wrong, stranger." [Crack!]
- Larry & Moe (PAIN IN THE PULLMAN, A, 1936) |
| 110 |
"You big lummox, what'a'ya tryin' to do? Give me berth-marks?!"
- Moe (PAIN IN THE PULLMAN, A, 1936) |
| 111 |
"Aw Cap, you wouldn't throw us out into the cold, cruel world... we'd freeze." "Yeh, it'd be cruelty to animals!"
- Moe and Curly (FALSE ALARMS, 1936) |
| 112 |
"You'll like me after we get acquainted. I grow on people." "So do warts."
- June Gittelson and Curly (FALSE ALARMS, 1936) |
| 113 |
"Oh look at all the little baby hoses... quintuplets! Marie, Annette, Yvonne..." "Hey, don't disturb the rest of them; they're asleep." [slap!]
- Curly & Moe (FALSE ALARMS, 1936) |
| 114 |
"Just why did you 3 half-wits join the Fire Dept.?" "So we wouldn't have to buy any tickets to the Fireman's Ball!"
- Stanley Blystone & Curly (FALSE ALARMS, 1936) |
| 115 |
"Oh, a blind date, aay?" "She ain't blind!... she may be a little hard o' hearin'."
- Moe & Curly (FALSE ALARMS, 1936) |
| 116 |
"Hello, yes, yes, yes...?" "You got 'em?" "The line's busy." "Busy?" "Yeh, I'm talkin'!"
- Curly & Beatrice Curtis (FALSE ALARMS, 1936) |
| 117 |
"For you I have zee grand surprise!" "So have I, if you only knew it!"
- Bud Jamison and Curly (WHOOPS, I'M AN INDIAN!, 1936) |
| 118 |
"If this was my place, I'd throw ya out of it!"
- Moe (WHOOPS, I'M AN INDIAN!, 1936) |
| 119 |
"You keep my wigwam?" "You keep your own wig warm!"
- Bud Jamison and Curly (WHOOPS, I'M AN INDIAN!, 1936) |
| 120 |
"Oh, deer!" "... I didn't think you cared." "I don't!" [smack!]
- Moe & Curly (WHOOPS, I'M AN INDIAN!, 1936) |
| 121 |
"Is this work in competent hands?" "Coitainly, we're all incompetent!"
- Vernon Dent and Curly (SLIPPERY SILKS, 1936) |
| 122 |
"I'd look stunning in that riding habit." "I think there'd be trouble figuring out which one was the horse."
- June Gittelson & Curly (SLIPPERY SILKS, 1936) |
| 123 |
"The idea's been in my head since I was 10 years old." "Oh, sorta aged in the wood."
- Moe & Curly (SLIPPERY SILKS, 1936) |
| 124 |
"Hello Ma, hello Pa. It wasn't much of a fight. I stood like that... but not for long!"
- Curly (DIZZY DOCTORS, 1937) |
| 125 |
"If you have a knicknack with a nick in it, we'll knock the nick outta the knicknack with Brighto!"
- Larry (DIZZY DOCTORS, 1937) |
| 126 |
"Are ya listenin'? Ba-ba-ba-boo, ba-ba-ba-boo, ba-ba-ba-boo!!"
- Larry (DIZZY DOCTORS, 1937) |
| 127 |
"A guy wants to know what to do for inflammation." "Why call us? Tell him to dial Inflammation!"
- Curly and Moe (DIZZY DOCTORS, 1937) |
| 128 |
"Brighto! Brighto! It makes old bodies new! We'll sell a million bottles, Woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo!"
- Curly (DIZZY DOCTORS, 1937) |
| 129 |
"We looked for a job one day last year... there isn't any."
- Curly (DIZZY DOCTORS, 1937) |
| 130 |
"Cheese? That's soap!" "Y'know, I thought it tasted kinda strong."
- Moe & Curly (DIZZY DOCTORS, 1937) |
| 131 |
"What are you shakin' about?"
"I don't know - I'm in a hurry all over!"
- Moe and Curly (3 DUMB CLUCKS, 1937) |
| 132 |
"Where're you goin'?" "AFTER THE THIN MAN."
- Moe & Curly (3 DUMB CLUCKS, 1937) |
| 133 |
"Fire at will." "Which one is Will?"
- Moe and Curly (BACK TO THE WOODS, 1937) |
| 134 |
"Buffalo Bill." "Buffalo Billious." "Just Plain Bill."
- Curly, Moe and Larry (GOOFS AND SADDLES, 1937) |
| 135 |
"Five hundred dollars!? Hmmm... that's almost a million!"
- Curly (CASH AND CARRY, 1937) |
| 136 |
"There's a treasure there buried by Captain Kidd's kid." "No kiddin'!"
- Nick Copeland and Curly (CASH AND CARRY, 1937) |
| 137 |
"Remind me to kill you later." "I'll make a note of it!.....I ain't got a pencil." "I changed my mind, I'm going to kill you right now!"
- Moe and Curly (CASH AND CARRY, 1937) |
| 138 |
"I had a dollar once---"
"That's enough!"
- Larry and Moe (CASH AND CARRY, 1937) |
| 139 |
"The treasure! We found it!" "Now Jimmy can get his operation!" "There's enough here for all of us to have an operation!"
- Moe, Larry and Curly (CASH AND CARRY, 1937) |
| 140 |
"You told me to race him around the track --- and I did, and I beat him."
- Curly (PLAYING THE PONIES, 1937) |
| 141 |
"Come down outta there, Tarzan!"
- Marcia Healy (SITTER-DOWNERS, THE, 1937) |
| 142 |
"Dynamite? You're not gonna blast?!" "What would you do?" "... I'd blast."
- Curly and Moe (SITTER-DOWNERS, THE, 1937) |
| 143 |
"I got Stetson. Which one is she?"
- Curly (SITTER-DOWNERS, THE, 1937) |
| 144 |
"At yer service, day or night, we do the job and do it right... Acme!"
- Moe, Larry and Curly (TERMITES OF 1938, 1938) |
| 145 |
"Oh, I get it... the noise wakes up the cat, and the cat catches the mouse."
- Curly (TERMITES OF 1938, 1938) |
| 146 |
"Clayhamm...!" [whap!]
- Dorothy Granger (TERMITES OF 1938, 1938) |
| 147 |
"Did you see a female moth fly thru here?" "Was it a white one?" "Yeh!" "No, I didn't see it."
- Moe & Curly (TERMITES OF 1938, 1938) |
| 148 |
"I call it 'A Maid On Her Night Out Winding a Grandfather Clock With Her Left Hand!'"
- Curly (WEE WEE MONSIEUR, 1938) |
| 149 |
"You Foreign Legion, we American Legion. Brother Legionaires!"
- Moe (WEE WEE MONSIEUR, 1938) |
| 150 |
"This'll be worth a fortune after I'm gone." "I should kill you now and find out!"
- Curly and Harry Semels (WEE WEE MONSIEUR, 1938) |
| 151 |
"Hi'ya toots. Where've you been all my life?" "Toity-toid and Toid Avenue... I just got over."
- Curly & Ethelreda Leopold (WEE WEE MONSIEUR, 1938) |
| 152 |
"How is it possible to make so much noise painting?" "You don't know us guys, we make noise stuffing a mattress!"
- Jean De Briac & Moe (TASSELS IN THE AIR, 1938) |
| 153 |
"Sure, you can help. Go mix me a batch of spotted paint."
- Moe (TASSELS IN THE AIR, 1938) |
| 154 |
"You mean I'm um-day in pig language?"
"You're um-day in any language."
- Curly and Moe (TASSELS IN THE AIR, 1938) |
| 155 |
"A bullseye, aay?" "Yeah, but we got da wrong bulls."
- Moe & Curly (TASSELS IN THE AIR, 1938) |
| 156 |
"This bed goes back to Henry the 8th." "That's nuthin'. We had a bed that went back to Sears Roebuck the 3rd."
- James C. Morton and Curly (HEALTHY, WEALTHY, AND DUMB, 1938) |
| 157 |
"What's that monkey got, that I ain't got?" "A longer tail."
- Curly and Moe (HEALTHY, WEALTHY, AND DUMB, 1938) |
| 158 |
"Don't ya know it's bad etiquette to reach in front of a person when said person is trying to snag a morsel of food?"
- Moe (VIOLENT IS THE WORD FOR CURLY, 1938) |
| 159 |
"Is it true that time and space are calculated by the direct ratio of interplanetary magnetism to solar radiation?"
- Student (VIOLENT IS THE WORD FOR CURLY, 1938) |
| 160 |
"Run lady! Yer team's gettin' all the breaks!"
- Larry (VIOLENT IS THE WORD FOR CURLY, 1938) |
| 161 |
"Mildew has a lovely student body." "Your's wouldn't be so bad either if you took off about 20 pounds."
- Gladys Gale & Moe (VIOLENT IS THE WORD FOR CURLY, 1938) |
| 162 |
"20 minutes to the pound. We'll be here a month."
- Moe (VIOLENT IS THE WORD FOR CURLY, 1938) |
| 163 |
"Football!" "And basketball!" "I can do very nicely with a highball."
- Moe, Larry & Curly (VIOLENT IS THE WORD FOR CURLY, 1938) |
| 164 |
"Meet me later in the gymnasium, next to the dumbbells... you'll know me, I got a hat."
- Curly (VIOLENT IS THE WORD FOR CURLY, 1938) |
| 165 |
"Professor Von Stupor?" "Von Stupid? Oh, you must mean him!"
- Gladys Gale & Larry, to Curly (VIOLENT IS THE WORD FOR CURLY, 1938) |
| 166 |
"You snore like a roarin' lion!" "I do not! I stayed awake all last night to see if I snored, and I didn't!"
- Curly & Larry (THREE MISSING LINKS, 1938) |
| 167 |
"I wonder where that safari is? We ought to be up with them by now!" "Maybe they're safari away, we'll never catch 'em."
- Monte Collins & Curly (THREE MISSING LINKS, 1938) |
| 168 |
"Huck mir nisht a chynick, and I don't mean efsher!"
- Larry (MUTTS TO YOU, 1938) |
| 169 |
"I don't know. It was my idea, but I don't think much of it."
- Moe (MUTTS TO YOU, 1938) |
| 170 |
"I can afford to lose a few pounds... I'm too pleasingly plump as it is."
- Curly (FLAT FOOT STOOGES, 1938) |
| 171 |
"I'm gonna change my socks... what an experience!"
- Moe (THREE LITTLE SEW AND SEWS, 1939) |
| 172 |
"Gasoline don't taste so good since Prohibition. They ain't so careful like when they used it for makin' gin."
- Curly (THREE LITTLE SEW AND SEWS, 1939) |
| 173 |
"One move out of you, and I'll kill you." "If you do, I'll never talk to you again!"
- Phyllis Barry & Curly (THREE LITTLE SEW AND SEWS, 1939) |
| 174 |
"Smells like somebody's fryin' onions."
- Curly (THREE LITTLE SEW AND SEWS, 1939) |
| 175 |
"I got an idea! We'll make a mummy out of you!"
"But I can't be a mummy, I'm a daddy!"
- Moe and Curly (WE WANT OUR MUMMY, 1939) |
| 176 |
"Hey fellas! I found it!" "Found What?" "A Tiskit, A Taskit, that Green and Yellow Basket! Nyuk, nyuk, nyuk!"
- Curly, Larry and Moe (WE WANT OUR MUMMY, 1939) |
| 177 |
"I wonder are we near the place?" "Well, bein' as no other place around the place, I reckon this must be the place, I reckon."
- Moe and Curly (WE WANT OUR MUMMY, 1939) |
| 178 |
"'Yanks Win World Series.' Can ya beat that?" "Yeah, and I won five bucks!" "No kiddin'? I had the Cubs, and, ...WHAT???"
- Dick Curtis and Curly (WE WANT OUR MUMMY, 1939) |
| 179 |
"I'll be back in a quack with a quack, and I do mean quack!"
- Curly (A DUCKING THEY DID GO, 1939) |
| 180 |
"What kind of a drink is that?" "My own brand, a Western Surprise." "There's no liquor in that!" "That's the surprise!
- Moe and Curly (YES, WE HAVE NO BONANZA, 1939) |
| 181 |
"I come home from a hard day's work...I whistle for the dog....and my wife comes out!"
- Curly (YES, WE HAVE NO BONANZA, 1939) |
| 182 |
"You know I'm temperamental." "Yeah, 95% temper, 5% mental."
- Curly and Moe (SAVED BY THE BELLE, 1939) |
| 183 |
"What kind of fool do you take me for?" "Why? Is there more than one kind?"
- Leroy Mason and Curly (SAVED BY THE BELLE, 1939) |
| 184 |
"Hey fellas, look! A four-legged V8!"
- Curly (SAVED BY THE BELLE, 1939) |
| 185 |
"The fat one looks very innocent." "Oh I don't know kid, I've been around."
- Carmen LaRoux & Curly (SAVED BY THE BELLE, 1939) |
| 186 |
"Oh, mutiny, eh?" "Yeah, and it's not on the Bounty!"
- Moe and Curly (CALLING ALL CURS, 1939) |
| 187 |
"Success!" "Success!" "Mazel Tov!"
- Moe, Larry and Curly (CALLING ALL CURS, 1939) |
| 188 |
"Do you think it's serious, Dr. Curly?" "Yes indeed, to say the least, if not less."
- Larry & Curly (CALLING ALL CURS, 1939) |
| 189 |
"My sandwich bit me! I'm beating it into submission!"
- Curly (CALLING ALL CURS, 1939) |
| 190 |
"Hey, don't look now, but I think we're about to be killed.
- Curly (OILY TO BED, OILY TO RISE, 1939) |
| 191 |
"If I wasn't so weak from hunger, I'd bat your brains out if you had brains."
- Moe, to Larry (OILY TO BED, OILY TO RISE, 1939) |
| 192 |
"Wait a minute...how could a bear get down there?" "It's barely possible."
- Curly & Moe (OILY TO BED, OILY TO RISE, 1939) |
| 193 |
"My three daughters, April, May and June." "Hmmm, three of the prettiest months of the year."
- Eva McKenzie & Curly (OILY TO BED, OILY TO RISE, 1939) |
| 194 |
"Why don't you get a toupee with some brains it!?!"
- Moe to Curly (THREE SAPPY PEOPLE, 1939) |
| 195 |
"We must lend our neighbors a helping hand! We must lend them two helping hands, and help ourselves to our neighbors!
- Moe (YOU NAZTY SPY!, 1940) |
| 196 |
"Wait a minute, how can you shoot her with dice?" "They're loaded."
- Moe and Curly (YOU NAZTY SPY!, 1940) |
| 197 |
"To you, I give Mickey-Finland." "If I get Mickey-Finland, I'd better be rushin'." "Then quit Stalin."
- Moe, Larry and Curly (YOU NAZTY SPY!, 1940) |
| 198 |
"A Dictator? Why, he makes love to beautiful women, drinks champange, enjoys life and never works. He makes speeches to the people promising them plenty, gives them nothing, then takes everything! That's a Dictator." "Hmm, a parasite! That's for me!"
- Lynton Brent and Curly (YOU NAZTY SPY!, 1940) |
| 199 |
"We must throw off the yoke of monarchy, and make our country safe for hypocrisy!"
- Moe (YOU NAZTY SPY!, 1940) |
| 200 |
"Mattie Herring is here to see you." "Marinate her and send her in."
- Lorna Gray & Moe (YOU NAZTY SPY!, 1940) |
| 201 |
"Why, that's an 8-ball!" "Sit right down behind it."
- Moe & Lorna Gray (YOU NAZTY SPY!, 1940) |
| 202 |
"Indians? I ain't afraid of Indians! I once shot a Morris chair from underneat' Sittin' Bull!"
- Curly (ROCKIN' THRU THE ROCKIES, 1940) |
| 203 |
"Hey, this fish looks like Moe." "It is Moe!"
- Curly and Larry (ROCKIN' THRU THE ROCKIES, 1940) |
| 204 |
"Where are those three sun-baked hams?!!"
- Kathryn Sheldon (ROCKIN' THRU THE ROCKIES, 1940) |
| 205 |
"The only thing stoppin' me from shooting you birds is, I'm short of bullets." "Oh, I got plenty of bullets. I can lend you... nyyaahh!"
- Kathryn Sheldon & Curly (ROCKIN' THRU THE ROCKIES, 1940) |
| 206 |
"Dis house has sho' gone crazy!"
- Dudley Dickerson (A PLUMBING WE WILL GO, 1940) |
| 207 |
"Who sez you need brains to be a plumber?"
- Moe (A PLUMBING WE WILL GO, 1940) |
| 208 |
"Oh... a simple job for simple people."
- Curly (A PLUMBING WE WILL GO, 1940) |
| 209 |
"Coitainly not, I was in the house." "What house?!" "The dog house... nyuk, nyuk, nyuk!"
- Curly & Eddie Laughton (A PLUMBING WE WILL GO, 1940) |
| 210 |
"Mary, Mary, quite contrary,
How does your garden grow?
With silver bells and cockle shells,
And one measly petunia!"
- Curly (NUTTY BUT NICE, 1940) |
| 211 |
"Can you think of anything else?" "No, you've covered it all." "Then I'm not even wounded?" "That's what you think!" [Whomp!]
- Curly and Moe (NUTTY BUT NICE, 1940) |
| 212 |
"What'll the world do without me? What'll I do without myself?"
- Curly (NUTTY BUT NICE, 1940) |
| 213 |
"What do I look like, a rivet??" "How do you feel?" "Like a rivet."
- Moe and Curly (HOW HIGH IS UP?, 1940) |
| 214 |
"Did you see where I almost went?!" "No, but I know where you oughta go."
- Curly and Moe (HOW HIGH IS UP?, 1940) |
| 215 |
"Hey, did that sweater have a pink bow?!" "NO!" "You cut his ear off..."
- Moe and Curly (HOW HIGH IS UP?, 1940) |
| 216 |
"Looks like a V8." "Did'ja ever hear of a V5?" "What's that, a new car?" "No, it's an old sock!" [SLAP!]
- Larry & Moe (HOW HIGH IS UP?, 1940) |
| 217 |
"If you had played your part like a Pekinese instead of a wolfhound, our plan woulda worked!"
- Moe (FROM NURSE TO WORSE, 1940) |
| 218 |
"Roses are red, and how do you do? Drink four of these, and Woo woo woo woo!"
- Curly (NO CENSUS, NO FEELING, 1940) |
| 219 |
"We just got a job. We're working for the census." "You mean Will Hays?"
- Moe and Curly (NO CENSUS, NO FEELING, 1940) |
| 220 |
"Good morning, sir. I'm the census taker. Are you married or happy?"
- Moe (NO CENSUS, NO FEELING, 1940) |
| 221 |
"What was your family decomposed of?" "Well, I'll tell you. There was a litter of three, and I was the one they kept."
- Moe and Curly (NO CENSUS, NO FEELING, 1940) |
| 222 |
"Boy, you got brains like Napoleon." "Napoleon's dead." "I know it."
- Moe and Larry (NO CENSUS, NO FEELING, 1940) |
| 223 |
"She looks like a million." "Aww, she can't be that old."
- Moe & Larry (NO CENSUS, NO FEELING, 1940) |
| 224 |
"Gimme my four cents." "Will you take five?" "Oh, a bonus -- SURE!" (SLAP)
- Larry & Moe (NO CENSUS, NO FEELING, 1940) |
| 225 |
"Lake Winnipesaukee... how do you spell that?" "W-O-woof... make it Lake Erie. I got an uncle there."
- Moe & Curly (NO CENSUS, NO FEELING, 1940) |
| 226 |
"A little heavy on the angora bitters, in fact, I think the goat walked right through it, I'm sure."
- Moe (NO CENSUS, NO FEELING, 1940) |
| 227 |
"You give me the three hundred dollars, and I give you the business!"
- Lynton Brent (COOKOO CAVALIERS, 1940) |
| 228 |
"Yeah, we know. 1410 South American Way. No cover charge anytime. Glad to meet me."
- Curly, Larry and Moe (COOKOO CAVALIERS, 1940) |
| 229 |
"They must be hungry, they all end in 'eat-a.' N'yuck n'yuck, n'yuck."
- Curly (COOKOO CAVALIERS, 1940) |
| 230 |
"Do you have a haddock?" "No, I don't have no haddock, but I get a little attack there every time I eat too much."
- Anita Garvin & Curly (COOKOO CAVALIERS, 1940) |
| 231 |
"Whats'a'matter wid' him?" "Tarpon monoxide."
- Moe & Curly (COOKOO CAVALIERS, 1940) |
| 232 |
"Tarpon? That's a weakfish." "Pheeeww! Smells strong to me."
- Moe & Anita Garvin (COOKOO CAVALIERS, 1940) |
| 233 |
"Was I in here last night, and did I spend a $20 bill?" "Yeh!" "...Oh good, I thought I'd lost it."
- W.C. Fields & Shemp (BANK DICK, THE, 1940) |
| 234 |
"Join the Army and See the World - Or What's Left of It!"
- Advertising Sign (BOOBS IN ARMS, 1940) |
| 235 |
"He don't pay my salary. It's a guy wit' a beard."
- Curly (BOOBS IN ARMS, 1940) |
| 236 |
"Everything happens to me!"
- Richard Fiske (BOOBS IN ARMS, 1940) |
| 237 |
"You're in the Army now / You'll always have your chow / You'll never get rich, you..."
- Curly (BOOBS IN ARMS, 1940) |
| 238 |
"What do you guys think you're doin'... playin' hippity-hop to the barbershop?!!"
- Richard Fiske (BOOBS IN ARMS, 1940) |
| 239 |
"Oh, look... a boid's nest!"
- Curly (SO LONG, MR. CHUMPS, 1941) |
| 240 |
"You, with that iron head of yours...! Now, I'm liable to pay for another hammer."
- Moe (SO LONG, MR. CHUMPS, 1941) |
| 241 |
"I wonder where he hangs out?" "They generally hang out on the gallows."
- Larry & Curly (SO LONG, MR. CHUMPS, 1941) |
| 242 |
"Oh, pardon me... there's a white spot!" [Rowrff!]
- Curly (SO LONG, MR. CHUMPS, 1941) |
| 243 |
"I can't find the negative." "What about the positive?" "I'm positive about the negative, but a little negative about the positive." "Oh, negative eh?" "No, I'm positive the negative is in the developer." "Your brains need developing!"
- Larry, Moe and Curly (DUTIFUL BUT DUMB, 1941) |
| 244 |
"Calling all cars! Calling all cars! Be on the lookout for three photographers....d'ey ain't in here!"
- Curly (DUTIFUL BUT DUMB, 1941) |
| 245 |
"Little fly upon the wall, Ain't ya got no clothes at all? Ain't ya got no shimmy shirt? Ain't ya got no petti-skirt? Boo, fly, ain't ya cold?"
- Curly (ALL THE WORLD'S A STOOGE, 1941) |
| 246 |
"How's your cold?" "Oh, pretty good. But I still don't smell so good." "I'll say."
- Symona Boniface, Curly & Stanley Brown (ALL THE WORLD'S A STOOGE, 1941) |
| 247 |
"Act your age!" "Nyaah, glugg, eeee, gaaah, ooooow..." [smack!!!]
- Moe & Curly (ALL THE WORLD'S A STOOGE, 1941) |
| 248 |
"Go ahead Doc... take a chance... whatta you got to lose?"
- Curly (ALL THE WORLD'S A STOOGE, 1941) |
| 249 |
"Oooh, Mammy!"
- Curly (ALL THE WORLD'S A STOOGE, 1941) |
| 250 |
"I'm smoking too much?!! ... Say... where are those refugees?"
- Emory Parnell (ALL THE WORLD'S A STOOGE, 1941) |
| 251 |
"Laughing-yet, we are here!"
- Moe (TIME OUT FOR RHYTHM, 1941) |
| 252 |
"The Raja will now take the razor sharp knives and throw them at random!" "Are you Random?" "No, I'm not Random!" [SMACK!]
- Moe and Larry (TIME OUT FOR RHYTHM, 1941) |
| 253 |
"Blind Bat? He can see better than you can!" "Prove it!" "Raja! (holds up silver platter) What's this?" "Half a dollar!" "He's right... I thought it was a dime."
- Moe, Larry and Curly (TIME OUT FOR RHYTHM, 1941) |
| 254 |
"Telegram for Mr. Collins!"
- Moe, Larry & Curly (TIME OUT FOR RHYTHM, 1941) |
| 255 |
"The characters in this picture are all fictitious. Anyone resembling them is better off dead."
- Opening Scene Caption (I'LL NEVER HEIL AGAIN, 1941) |
| 256 |
"Gimme back my poison-ality!"
- Moe (I'LL NEVER HEIL AGAIN, 1941) |
| 257 |
"As minister of propaganda, I wanna report that the people ---" "I am not INTERESTED in the PEOPLE!"
- Larry and Moe (I'LL NEVER HEIL AGAIN, 1941) |
| 258 |
"I'll wipe out Greece!" "Wait a minute....Chissolini tried it, and look what happened!"
- Larry and Curly (I'LL NEVER HEIL AGAIN, 1941) |
| 259 |
This is a pool game, not a blitzkreig...I think I'll invade you!"
- Moe (I'LL NEVER HEIL AGAIN, 1941) |
| 260 |
"Do you have anything on tonight?" "No, not a thing." "You'll catch cold." [Rowrff!]
- Mary Ainslee & Curly (I'LL NEVER HEIL AGAIN, 1941) |
| 261 |
"We baked you a birthday cake! If you get a tummy-ache, and you moan and groan and woe, don't forget we told you so!"
- Moe, Larry, and Curly (ACHE IN EVERY STAKE, AN, 1941) |
| 262 |
"I got a poifect score." "No you haven't... you need another strike!" [smack!]
- Curly and Moe (ACHE IN EVERY STAKE, AN, 1941) |
| 263 |
"What a brain."
- Larry (ACHE IN EVERY STAKE, AN, 1941) |
| 264 |
"My father died dancing... on the end of a rope."
- Curly (ACHE IN EVERY STAKE, AN, 1941) |
| 265 |
"Take the gas pipe." ..."Not you! The cake! I'll kill you later... poisonally!"
- Moe (ACHE IN EVERY STAKE, AN, 1941) |
| 266 |
"We'll die with the heat before those dumb ice men get here. Yesterday they put the ice in the radio."
- Dorothy Vernon (ACHE IN EVERY STAKE, AN, 1941) |
| 267 |
"How d'ya like that? We forgot to allow for shrinkage."
- Moe (ACHE IN EVERY STAKE, AN, 1941) |
| 268 |
"Is this a musical saw?" "Coitainly, it plays I Hear a Ripsody."
- Moe & Curly (IN THE SWEET PIE AND PIE, 1941) |
| 269 |
"Somebody give me a pie!"
- Mary Ainslee (IN THE SWEET PIE AND PIE, 1941) |
| 270 |
"I'm too young to die... too young and too handsome... uuunnnggghhh! Well, I'm too young."
- Curly (IN THE SWEET PIE AND PIE, 1941) |
| 271 |
"Are you familiar with the Great Wall of China?" "No, but I know a big fence in Chicago."
- Symona Boniface & Curly Howard (IN THE SWEET PIE AND PIE, 1941) |
| 272 |
"How did you zombies get out of jail?!"
- Dorothy Appleby (IN THE SWEET PIE AND PIE, 1941) |
| 273 |
"How's your tapeworm?" "It took the blue ribbon at Madison Square Garden last week."
- Moe & Curly (IN THE SWEET PIE AND PIE, 1941) |
| 274 |
"As a rule, parties bore me... but I know I'm going to get a big bang out of this one. [smack!]
- Vernon Dent (IN THE SWEET PIE AND PIE, 1941) |
| 275 |
"He did it." "Thank you... [smack!]... but you started it!!!"
- John Tyrrell & Symona Boniface (IN THE SWEET PIE AND PIE, 1941) |
| 276 |
"Hi Amos!" "Hi Andy." "How's Light'nin'?" "I don't know, but I think it's gonna strike any minute."
- Larry & Moe (SOME MORE OF SAMOA, 1941) |
| 277 |
"The end of your shoe ain't important." "Well this one is... I think it had my toes in it!"
- Moe & Larry (SOME MORE OF SAMOA, 1941) |
| 278 |
"Cheer up... we kill or cure."
- Curly (SOME MORE OF SAMOA, 1941) |
| 279 |
"Waiter, do you have Pate de Foie Gras?" I'll see if the band can play it."
- Lynton Brent & Larry (LOCO BOY MAKES GOOD, 1942) |
| 280 |
"They hit me with a tomatah." "A tomato?" "Yeah, a cowardly tomatah... one that hits 'ya and runs."
- Curly & Vernon Dent (LOCO BOY MAKES GOOD, 1942) |
| 281 |
"Mingle or I'll mangle!"
- Moe (LOCO BOY MAKES GOOD, 1942) |
| 282 |
"She was bred in old Kentucky... but she's only a crumb up here."
- Moe (LOCO BOY MAKES GOOD, 1942) |
| 283 |
"Get my other pair of socks... they're standin' behind the stove."
- Curly (LOCO BOY MAKES GOOD, 1942) |
| 284 |
"Start slippin'... we'll start suin'!"
- Moe (LOCO BOY MAKES GOOD, 1942) |
| 285 |
"This looks screwy enough to be good."
- John Tyrrell (LOCO BOY MAKES GOOD, 1942) |
| 286 |
"Don't you dare hit me in the head... you know I'm not normal."
- Curly (LOCO BOY MAKES GOOD, 1942) |
| 287 |
"I shoot an arrow into the air, where it lands I do not care: I get my arrows wholesale!"
- Curly (CACTUS MAKES PERFECT, 1942) |
| 288 |
"I'm gonna change my socks. What an experience!"
- Curly (CACTUS MAKES PERFECT, 1942) |
| 289 |
"Dear Mr. Jack... Look at the way he spells Jack... J-E-R-K."
- Curly (CACTUS MAKES PERFECT, 1942) |
| 290 |
"Hey, you're leavin' the ends in 'im." "Yeh, they don't show."
- Moe & Larry (CACTUS MAKES PERFECT, 1942) |
| 291 |
"How dare you hug my wife in front of my eyes!" "Well turn around, and I'll hug 'er behind yer back!"
- Harry Burns and Curly (WHAT'S THE MATADOR?, 1942) |
| 292 |
"I'll bet he eats soup wid' a knife."
- Moe (WHAT'S THE MATADOR?, 1942) |
| 293 |
"To the fair queen of the fiesta, I dedicate this bull... and I do mean bull."
- Curly (WHAT'S THE MATADOR?, 1942) |
| 294 |
"He plays the bullfighter. I play the front of the bull, and he's... he's in the bull too."
- Moe (WHAT'S THE MATADOR?, 1942) |
| 295 |
"Hey fellas, look! - DOLLAR DAY - This will put a pot in every palace!" "I'll put a pot on top of your head!"
- Curly and Moe (MATRI-PHONY, 1942) |
| 296 |
"Go on, get sexy!"
- Moe to Curly (MATRI-PHONY, 1942) |
| 297 |
"Stand aside. Let a guy that can knock, nick knock, n'yuk n'yuk n'yuk!"
- Curly (THREE SMART SAPS, 1942) |
| 298 |
"We're not ordinary people... we're morons."
- Curly (THREE SMART SAPS, 1942) |
| 299 |
"Do you rhumba?" "Only when I take bicarbonate."
- Barbara Slater & Curly (THREE SMART SAPS, 1942) |
| 300 |
"If you didn't have TB, I'd be able to get this around 'ya." "What'a'ya mean TB?" "Two bellies."
- Moe & Curly (THREE SMART SAPS, 1942) |
| 301 |
"Just a second! These horses ran day before yesterday!" "They won, didn't they!?!"
- Vernon Dent and Curly (EVEN AS I.O.U., 1942) |
| 302 |
"Give me Ripley! Yeah, believe it or not!"
- Moe (EVEN AS I.O.U., 1942) |
| 303 |
"I beat Filet Mignon, in the Porterhouse Stakes."
- Stanley Blystone (EVEN AS I.O.U., 1942) |
| 304 |
"Hey Moe! I think we made da wrong toin!"
- Curly (MY SISTER EILEEN, 1942) |
| 305 |
"What did you eat when you were a baby?" "Weeds."
- Moe and Curly (SOCK-A-BYE BABY, 1942) |
| 306 |
"Gee, I wonder if I looked like that when I was delivered by the stork?" "When you were born, you were delivered by a buzzard."
- Curly and Moe (SOCK-A-BYE BABY, 1942) |
| 307 |
"Artichoke." "You too...!" [Rowrrf!]
- Moe & Curly (SOCK-A-BYE BABY, 1942) |
| 308 |
"Okay, why can't a chicken lay a loaf of bread?" "She ain't got the crust!"
- Moe and Curly (THEY STOOGE TO CONGA, 1943) |
| 309 |
"So, F.B.I. huh?" "No, I Be Curly!"
- Vernon Dent and Curly (THEY STOOGE TO CONGA, 1943) |
| 310 |
"You know I get dizzy in high places!" "You're dizzy in LOW places."
- Curly & Moe (THEY STOOGE TO CONGA, 1943) |
| 311 |
"Look out, look out with that climbing spike!"
- Moe (THEY STOOGE TO CONGA, 1943) |
| 312 |
"I'll lead the way. Go ahead!"
- Moe (DIZZY DETECTIVES, 1943) |
| 313 |
"What woman, where?" "Well I didn't see her, but I could swear---" [slap!] "That's a bad habit!"
- Moe and Curly (DIZZY DETECTIVES, 1943) |
| 314 |
"I'll knock your head right through your socks!
- Moe to Curly (SPOOK LOUDER, 1943) |
| 315 |
"Hey fellas! The bear was stranglin' me. He ripped both my arms off. He--"
- Moe (SPOOK LOUDER, 1943) |
| 316 |
"If we're discovered, we're lost!" "You're crazy... if we're discovered, we're FOUND!"
- Moe and Curly (BACK FROM THE FRONT, 1943) |
| 317 |
"Why you, Na-Ratzies!"
- Moe (BACK FROM THE FRONT, 1943) |
| 318 |
"Oh, a hoarder, aay?!" "Well, hoarders is hoarders!"
- Larry & Curly (BACK FROM THE FRONT, 1943) |
| 319 |
"You remind me of a girlfriend in Detroit... but you look more like her stepfather!"
- Curly, to Bearded Lady (THREE LITTLE TWIRPS, 1943) |
| 320 |
"Beat it, Grandpa -- We got no time for kibbitzers."
- Larry to Moe (THREE LITTLE TWIRPS, 1943) |
| 321 |
"I haven't been to the circus since I got out'a the 4th grade." "Yeah, that was last year."
- Curly & Moe (THREE LITTLE TWIRPS, 1943) |
| 322 |
"Did you get the squeak out?" "Boy, we got everything out."
- Duke York and Moe (HIGHER THAN A KITE, 1943) |
| 323 |
"Come here and sit on my lap." "What lap?"
- Vernon Dent and Larry (HIGHER THAN A KITE, 1943) |
| 324 |
"Pardon me, General, I think I know the Fro-lean.. Did you ever play football for the Giants?"
- Moe (HIGHER THAN A KITE, 1943) |
| 325 |
"Marshal Boring, ver iss your automobile?" "Dumbkoff, I only got an 'A' card."
- Dick Curtis and Vernon Dent (HIGHER THAN A KITE, 1943) |
| 326 |
"No wonder we're retreating."
- Vernon Dent (HIGHER THAN A KITE, 1943) |
| 327 |
"Oh, my tooth! My tooth! It feels like Gremlins are gremling in it!"
"
- Curly (I CAN HARDLY WAIT, 1943) |
| 328 |
"Hey babe, you wanna come up and see my coffee sometime?" "Fresh!" "Oh yeah, ground today."
- Larry and Adele Mara (I CAN HARDLY WAIT, 1943) |
| 329 |
"Boy if those Japs knew how many planes we turned out today, their yellow jaundice would turn green!"
- Moe (I CAN HARDLY WAIT, 1943) |
| 330 |
"We get half a slice o' ham, & half an egg apiece... you get a whole bone & a whole eggshell... and you're squawkin!?"
- Moe (I CAN HARDLY WAIT, 1943) |
| 331 |
"Vice? I have no vice. I'm as pure as driven snow." "But ya drifted! [bonk]"
- Curly and Moe (DIZZY PILOTS, 1943) |
| 332 |
"Joe Strubachinkoscow - Boy, what a moniker!"
- Moe (DIZZY PILOTS, 1943) |
| 333 |
"Hey do you two guys go steady?"
- Larry (DIZZY PILOTS, 1943) |
| 334 |
"We're losin' altitude, we gotta get rid of some weight!" "What'a'ya lookin' at me for!?"
- Moe & Curly (DIZZY PILOTS, 1943) |
| 335 |
"I see the garage, but I don't 'saw' the garage! You are speaking incorrectly. You are moidering da King's English!"
- Curly (DIZZY PILOTS, 1943) |
| 336 |
"It's the gas you idiots!" "Can I get you some bicarbonate?"
- Moe & Curly (DIZZY PILOTS, 1943) |
| 337 |
"Wanna buy a stove? It's hot."
- Shemp (CRAZY HOUSE, 1943) |
| 338 |
"Buy me some of that stuff. I can't sleep." "You sleep 12 hours a night." "Yeh, but I'm wide awake all day!"
- Curly and Moe (PHONY EXPRESS, 1943) |
| 339 |
"That'll pick you right up." "Lay you right down too!"
- Moe & Curly (PHONY EXPRESS, 1943) |
| 340 |
"I think it's a bad case of Spectus-onthefloorus!" "Then we'll need to use plenty of sulpha thya-soap!"
- Curly and Moe (GEM OF A JAM, A, 1943) |
| 341 |
"I wouldn't say yes, but I couldn't say no." "Would you say maybe?" "I might!"
- Curly and Larry (GEM OF A JAM, A, 1943) |
| 342 |
"You sho' is ugly!"
- Dudley Dickerson (GEM OF A JAM, A, 1943) |
| 343 |
"Jeepers, creepers, what a night!"
- Parrot (CRASH GOES THE HASH, 1944) |
| 344 |
"Such levity! You remind me of The Three Stooges!" "Hey! That's an insult!"
- Bud Jamison and Curly (CRASH GOES THE HASH, 1944) |
| 345 |
"You put ‘em on crackers. They give you an appetite like a horse." "Oh, ANIMAL crackers."
- Moe and Curly (CRASH GOES THE HASH, 1944) |
| 346 |
"Not can of peas, can'a'peas!! One of us is crazy and it's not you."
- Larry (CRASH GOES THE HASH, 1944) |
| 347 |
"Are you good with stews?" "Coitainly, he's always half-stewed."
- Bud Jamison & Curly (CRASH GOES THE HASH, 1944) |
| 348 |
"Not bogus... bonus! Don'chu know what bonus is?" "Coitainly... bonus noches, si, si senor."
- Larry & Curly (CRASH GOES THE HASH, 1944) |
| 349 |
"Are you casting asparagus on my cooking?"
- Curly (BUSY BUDDIES, 1944) |
| 350 |
"I don't see a single cow." "I don't even see a married one."
- Larry & Curly (YOKE'S ON ME, THE, 1944) |
| 351 |
"I know he'll become a General in the cavalry. Why, only last week I had to drag him off the merry-go-round."
- Eva McKenzie (YOKE'S ON ME, THE, 1944) |
| 352 |
"That's no pelican... that's a gander." "Mahatma Gander?"
- Moe & Curly (YOKE'S ON ME, THE, 1944) |
| 353 |
"And little baby gooses too." "I read about 'dem... they come from Germany... the Goosetapo."
- Larry & Curly (YOKE'S ON ME, THE, 1944) |
| 354 |
"If you don't stop, I'll give you a pop." "What flavor?" "Five delicious flavors!" [smack!]
- Moe & Curly (YOKE'S ON ME, THE, 1944) |
| 355 |
"I want my tip!" "I got one for ya... get out!"
- Curly & Moe (IDLE ROOMERS, 1944) |
| 356 |
"5 minutes ashore, and I'll have a beautiful goil on each arm." "G'wan, you can't get tatooed that fast!"
- Murray Alper & Shemp (MOONLIGHT AND CACTUS, 1944) |
| 357 |
"Niagara Falls! Slowly I turned, step by step, inch by inch...!"
- Moe & Larry (GENTS WITHOUT CENTS, 1944) |
| 358 |
"So it shouldn't be a total loss, I'm taking a bath!"
- Curly, to Moe and Larry (GENTS WITHOUT CENTS, 1944) |
| 359 |
"I don't understand it. Every time we get to that inch by inch part something always happens."
- Larry (GENTS WITHOUT CENTS, 1944) |
| 360 |
"Oh... then you must be Waki!" "Ah, so... very, very Waki!"
- Vernon Dent & Curly (NO DOUGH BOYS, 1944) |
| 361 |
"That's enough! When you didn't know what you were talkin' about, you really had somethin'!"
- Moe, to Curly (BOOBY DUPES, 1945) |
| 362 |
"Shut up!!" "Are you talkin' to me?" "Naw, I'm talkin' to the fish." "Don't call me a fish!" [SLAP]
- Larry & Moe (BOOBY DUPES, 1945) |
| 363 |
"Don't Chop the Wood Mother, Father's Coming Home With a Load"
- Curly (BOOBY DUPES, 1945) |
| 364 |
"No Smoking, No Hunting, No Fishing, No Nothing - Go Home!"
- Signs (IDIOTS DELUXE, 1945) |
| 365 |
"Poor Moe!" "Oh woe is Moe... Whoa, Moe!!"
- Curly and Larry (IDIOTS DELUXE, 1945) |
| 366 |
"Have you ever been indicted?" "Not since I was a baby, yer Honor!"
- Vernon Dent and Moe (IDIOTS DELUXE, 1945) |
| 367 |
"How'd ya want yer eggs?" "Sunny-side down, and don't turn 'em over!"
- Curly and Moe (IDIOTS DELUXE, 1945) |
| 368 |
"The bear was here in person, I tell ya! I saw him with my eyes, I heard him with my ears, and his trap got me by the tail!"
- Curly (IDIOTS DELUXE, 1945) |
| 369 |
"Ya want the bear to eat 'im alive? Go out there and help him!" "That bear don't need no help."
- Moe & Larry (IDIOTS DELUXE, 1945) |
| 370 |
"I'm waitin' for the dressin' and cranberry sauce."
- Curly (IDIOTS DELUXE, 1945) |
| 371 |
"No, no. Too too morbid"
"The morbid, the merrier!"
- Moe and Curly (IF A BODY MEETS A BODY, 1945) |
| 372 |
"Didn't you once tell me you were born in Oxford?"
"I don't remember, I was born awful young"
- Moe and Curly (IF A BODY MEETS A BODY, 1945) |
| 373 |
"Who are you?"
"I'm Curly Q. Link!"
"Oh! You're the missing link!"
"No, I'm the found link!"
- Fred Kelsey and Curly (IF A BODY MEETS A BODY, 1945) |
| 374 |
"Remember folks, Gritto spelled sideways is ottri-guh-guh."
- Moe (MICRO-PHONIES, 1945) |
| 375 |
"Use Gritto, radio friends; the soap that gives your hands that dishpan look!"
- Moe (MICRO-PHONIES, 1945) |
| 376 |
"Oh, a microphon-ey." "And a phony at the mike."
- Moe & Curly (MICRO-PHONIES, 1945) |
| 377 |
"Say, you know, Sextet From Lucy?" "Know it? I wrote it!"
- Larry & Chester Conklin (MICRO-PHONIES, 1945) |
| 378 |
"Say a few syllables! Utter a few adjectives!"
- Moe (BEER BARREL POLECATS, 1946) |
| 379 |
"Here's my brainchild!" "At last you gotta brain... child."
- Curly and Larry (BEER BARREL POLECATS, 1946) |
| 380 |
"We all put the yeast in!"
- Moe, Larry, and Curly (BEER BARREL POLECATS, 1946) |
| 381 |
"It's silly to be scared." "Yeah." "Boy! Am I silly!"
- Curly and Moe (BIRD IN THE HEAD, A, 1946) |
| 382 |
"You won't know the joint when you get back."
- Moe (BIRD IN THE HEAD, A, 1946) |
| 383 |
"Gentlemen, here are your quarters." "Oh, two bits apiece."
- Vernon Dent & Curly (BIRD IN THE HEAD, A, 1946) |
| 384 |
"If he's a headhunter, he's huntin' small game."
- Moe (BIRD IN THE HEAD, A, 1946) |
| 385 |
"Hello? Yes....Definitely...Absolutely...Positively, wrong number!" *CLICK*
- Moe (SWING PARADE OF 1946, 1946) |
| 386 |
"Eye ala Mode - get it?"
- Shemp (MR. NOISY, 1946) |
| 387 |
"You'all done ejaculated a mouthful."
- Moe (UNCIVIL WAR BIRDS, 1946) |
| 388 |
"I'll be more than a Colonel... I'll be a Corporal."
- Curly (UNCIVIL WAR BIRDS, 1946) |
| 389 |
"Who told you, you need glasses?" "An obstetrician."
- Moe & Curly (THREE TROUBLEDOERS, THE, 1946) |
| 390 |
"High Altitude, Low Prices. No matter what you got, you'll lose it at Mallard's."
- Ad (MONKEY BUSINESSMEN, 1946) |
| 391 |
"What'd you give him?" "Ether." "Ether?" "Yeah. Ether the bottle or the hammer."
- Moe, Larry & Curly (MONKEY BUSINESSMEN, 1946) |
| 392 |
"Keep smilin', McGann!"
- Moe (MONKEY BUSINESSMEN, 1946) |
| 393 |
"That Mallard's nothin' but a quack." "That means 'duck'!"
- Larry & Moe (MONKEY BUSINESSMEN, 1946) |
| 394 |
If I'm going to work like a horse, I'm gonna eat like one.
- Curly Howard (G. I. WANNA HOME, 1946) |
| 395 |
"This I like. And I get paid for it, too."
- Larry to audience (RHYTHM AND WEEP, 1946) |
| 396 |
"Those two men down there look like my uncles." "Your uncles? They look like ants." "They've got aunts in their..." [smack!]
- Curly & Moe (RHYTHM AND WEEP, 1946) |
| 397 |
"Maha?" "Aha!"
- Moe and Curly (THREE LITTLE PIRATES, 1946) |
| 398 |
"Eenie, Meenie, Minee, Moe. See, you can't go wrong with Moe! Heh, heh." "Thanks (slap). Get Busy!"
- Curly and Moe (THREE LITTLE PIRATES, 1946) |
| 399 |
"Ye Olde Tilt."
- Sign on pinball machine (THREE LITTLE PIRATES, 1946) |
| 400 |
"I have many pigeon-blood rubies, but never have I been given the raspberry."
- Vernon Dent (THREE LITTLE PIRATES, 1946) |
| 401 |
"Razbanyas yatee benee futch ah tinney herongha..."
- Moe (THREE LITTLE PIRATES, 1946) |
| 402 |
"Completely illogical, preponderantly impracticable, and moreover - it stinks!"
- Vernon Dent (HALF-WITS HOLIDAY, 1947) |
| 403 |
"Oh, see the deer. Has the deer a little doe?" "Yeah, two bucks!"
- Curly & Larry (HALF-WITS HOLIDAY, 1947) |
| 404 |
"You act as though the Sword of Damocles was hanging over your head." "Lady, you must be psychic!"
- Symona Boniface & Moe (HALF-WITS HOLIDAY, 1947) |
| 405 |
"So different than our first party at the reform school."
- Larry (HALF-WITS HOLIDAY, 1947) |
| 406 |
"You don't know your arithmetic." "You don't know my father."
- Ted Lorch & Larry (HALF-WITS HOLIDAY, 1947) |
| 407 |
"We are morons, tried and true, and we'll do our yell for you!... Duh-blah-goo-gah-duh-yaa..."
- Moe, Larry & Curly (HALF-WITS HOLIDAY, 1947) |
| 408 |
"My lamb chop lost his pants." "Well, dress 'im and eat 'im."
- Larry & Moe (HALF-WITS HOLIDAY, 1947) |
| 409 |
"Cop a sneaker, eh?"
- Shemp (FRIGHT NIGHT, 1947) |
| 410 |
"There goes Shemp with a left jab. There goes Shemp with a right upper-cut. There goes Shemp with a haymaker! (crash) There goes Shemp."
- Moe (FRIGHT NIGHT, 1947) |
| 411 |
"Any blood -- ignore it!"
- Moe (FRIGHT NIGHT, 1947) |
| 412 |
"What's yer watch say?" "Tick-tick-tick-tick-tick!" [crack]
- Moe and Shemp (FRIGHT NIGHT, 1947) |
| 413 |
"How do you like that guy - wasted a perfectly good cream puff!"
- Shemp (FRIGHT NIGHT, 1947) |
| 414 |
"Aw, don't be a baby! It's all in fun." "I hate fun!"
- Dick Wessel & Shemp (FRIGHT NIGHT, 1947) |
| 415 |
"You're crushin' my eyebrows!"
- Shemp (FRIGHT NIGHT, 1947) |
| 416 |
"The Stooges have landed and have the situation well in hand!"
- Moe (OUT WEST, 1947) |
| 417 |
"I ain't gonna lose my leg, am I Doc? I've had it ever since I was a little kid!"
- Shemp (OUT WEST, 1947) |
| 418 |
"Son, NEVER in the history of motion pictures has the United States Cavalry been too late."
- Stanley Blystone (OUT WEST, 1947) |
| 419 |
"You boys are angels." "Not yet we ain't."
- Christine McIntyre & Shemp (OUT WEST, 1947) |
| 420 |
"Rome wasn't built in a day, and neit'er was Syracuse."
- Shemp (HOLD THAT LION!, 1947) |
| 421 |
"What is that, a cocker spaniel?" "No, I think it's just a Spaniel."
- Moe and Shemp, to Curly (HOLD THAT LION!, 1947) |
| 422 |
"Say, what's a good word for scrutiny?" "Scrutiny."
- Moe and Shemp (HOLD THAT LION!, 1947) |
| 423 |
"Them's fightin' words in my country!" "Well then let's fight." "Well we ain't in my country."
- Shemp and Kenneth MacDonald (HOLD THAT LION!, 1947) |
| 424 |
"We'll get that filthy lucre! / The moolah! / The geetus! / No slippery guy named Slipp, is ever gonna cheat us!"
- Larry & Shemp (HOLD THAT LION!, 1947) |
| 425 |
"I'm as pretty as a picture!"
"Yeah, of an ape!"
- Shemp and Moe (BRIDELESS GROOM, 1947) |
| 426 |
"When Shemp pours on the charm, no dame can resist him!"
- Moe (BRIDELESS GROOM, 1947) |
| 427 |
"Join hands, you lovebirds!"
- Emil Sitka (BRIDELESS GROOM, 1947) |
| 428 |
"Remember, gargle with old razor blades."
- Shemp (BRIDELESS GROOM, 1947) |
| 429 |
"Oh, my poor piano!" "Shaddup!"
- Emil Sitka and Larry (BRIDELESS GROOM, 1947) |
| 430 |
"Can I help it if I ain't Cousin Basil?"
- Shemp (BRIDELESS GROOM, 1947) |
| 431 |
"Poor ol' Uncle Caleb... give you the shirt off his back and throw in the buttons too."
- Shemp (BRIDELESS GROOM, 1947) |
| 432 |
"Do you dye?" "No, that's his natural expression."
- Virginia Hunter & Moe (SING A SONG OF SIX PANTS, 1947) |
| 433 |
"We're gonna be paupers... paupers!" "Are you kiddin? We're not even married."
- Moe & Shemp (SING A SONG OF SIX PANTS, 1947) |
| 434 |
"Teddy Hoosevelt?" "You're wrong, quiz-kid."
- Shemp & Moe (SING A SONG OF SIX PANTS, 1947) |
| 435 |
"It's tremendous!" It's colossal!" It's putrid!"
- Moe, Larry and Shemp (ALL GUMMED UP, 1947) |
| 436 |
"Why'd ya hit me the pestle?" "You're lucky I didn't hit you with the mortar." "Ha Ha Ha! The mortar the merrier!"
- Shemp, Moe & Larry (ALL GUMMED UP, 1947) |
| 437 |
"C'mon, you had a hallucination." "No, I had a hunk 'o pipe."
- Moe & Shemp (SHIVERING SHERLOCKS, 1948) |
| 438 |
"Angel... strangers in the house."
- Kenneth MacDonald (SHIVERING SHERLOCKS, 1948) |
| 439 |
"They're gonna go to work and like it. And if it's absolutely necessary, I'll go to work too."
- Moe (SHIVERING SHERLOCKS, 1948) |
| 440 |
"If the customers can stand to eat your cookin', so can you!"
- Moe (SHIVERING SHERLOCKS, 1948) |
| 441 |
"Who's in that can?" "Just garbage!" [smack!]
- Cy Schindell & Shemp (SHIVERING SHERLOCKS, 1948) |
| 442 |
"You know fish is great brain food." "You know you should fish for a whale."
- Larry and Moe (PARDON MY CLUTCH, 1948) |
| 443 |
"It's a Columbus." "Never mind who you bought it from, what make is it?"
- Matt McHugh & Shemp (PARDON MY CLUTCH, 1948) |
| 444 |
"Now that you've taken a pill, you gotta skip an hour... get 'im the rope."
- Moe (PARDON MY CLUTCH, 1948) |
| 445 |
"Alright fellas, let's get loaded." "Wait a minute... you know I don't drink."
- Shemp & Larry (PARDON MY CLUTCH, 1948) |
| 446 |
"It can be caused by excessive use of the grey matter of the brain." "Aw, must be something else." "Sure, can't be that."
- Matt McHugh, Moe & Shemp (PARDON MY CLUTCH, 1948) |
| 447 |
"So we stuck our little tootsies in the water, and we ducked under the waves we did, ha ha!"
- Moe, Larry and Shemp (SQUAREHEADS OF THE ROUND TABLE, 1948) |
| 448 |
"Some recipe!" "Quiet! *SMACK*
- Shemp and Moe (SQUAREHEADS OF THE ROUND TABLE, 1948) |
| 449 |
"If he was only alive, I'd never hit him again." "No kidding?" "Shaddap!! *SLAP*"
- Moe & Larry (SQUAREHEADS OF THE ROUND TABLE, 1948) |
| 450 |
"How do I know the babe won't scream her head off when she sees me?" "I wouldn't blame her."
- Shemp & Moe (SQUAREHEADS OF THE ROUND TABLE, 1948) |
| 451 |
"The King commands your presence." "We ain't got no presents -- the stores were all closed."
- Robert Stevens & Shemp (SQUAREHEADS OF THE ROUND TABLE, 1948) |
| 452 |
"Take it easy King, millions of women marry Smiths every year."
- Shemp (SQUAREHEADS OF THE ROUND TABLE, 1948) |
| 453 |
"Where's your chivalry?" "I traded it in and got that..." [smack!]
- Moe & Shemp (SQUAREHEADS OF THE ROUND TABLE, 1948) |
| 454 |
"We are three restless knights." "Our days ain't too hot either."
- Moe & Shemp (SQUAREHEADS OF THE ROUND TABLE, 1948) |
| 455 |
"Fruit salad... what'a'ya know!"
- Shemp (SQUAREHEADS OF THE ROUND TABLE, 1948) |
| 456 |
"Idiot! Thou hath made me shoe the wrong mule!"
- Moe (FIDDLERS THREE, 1948) |
| 457 |
"Which would you rather have, a shoe full of dollar bills, or two socks of fives?" "I'll take the two socks!" "You got 'im!" [pow!]
- Moe & Shemp (HOT SCOTS, THE, 1948) |
| 458 |
"Meet MacLarry, MacShemp and I'm MacMoe."
- Moe (HOT SCOTS, THE, 1948) |
| 459 |
"For I'm off to a gatherin' of the Clan!" "Oh, a clanbake, ay?"
- Herbert Evans & Shemp (HOT SCOTS, THE, 1948) |
| 460 |
"He's from southern Scotland... below the MacMason-MacDixon Line."
- Moe (HOT SCOTS, THE, 1948) |
| 461 |
"Cheerio, Pi-Pip, and all that sort of rot, old thing, old stuff, old fishmonger, old skunk bait!"
- Larry (HEAVENLY DAZE, 1948) |
| 462 |
"Says which?"
- Sam McDaniel (HEAVENLY DAZE, 1948) |
| 463 |
It's a good thing you hit me with money, or I'd resent that!
- Larry (HEAVENLY DAZE, 1948) |
| 464 |
"Did you come from behind that rock, or from under it?"
- Shemp Howard (I'M A MONKEY'S UNCLE, 1948) |
| 465 |
"Oh, my darling, I'll give you security! The most beautiful cave in Mesopotamia!"
- Moe (I'M A MONKEY'S UNCLE, 1948) |
| 466 |
"How much would you charge to haunt a cave?"
- Shemp (I'M A MONKEY'S UNCLE, 1948) |
| 467 |
"You stole our girls, you horse thieves!"
- Cy Schindell (I'M A MONKEY'S UNCLE, 1948) |
| 468 |
"I'm Honest Moe, that's Honest Shemp and that's......well that's Larry."
- Moe (MUMMY'S DUMMIES, 1948) |
| 469 |
"Some perfume, sister. What brand do you use?" "Sphinx." "I know, but what brand do you use?"
- Shemp & Jean Spangler (MUMMY'S DUMMIES, 1948) |
| 470 |
"Whatta we do if he gets a toothache again?" "We'll cross that bridge when we come to it."
- Larry & Shemp (MUMMY'S DUMMIES, 1948) |
| 471 |
"With oranges, it's much harder."
- Shemp (CRIME ON THEIR HANDS, 1948) |
| 472 |
"Uh, no Chief! I'll take orders Chief." "Okay. [Slap!] "That's for absolutely nothing!"
- Larry and Moe (CRIME ON THEIR HANDS, 1948) |
| 473 |
"Hello? Yes! Yes! YES! No! No." [click] "What was it?" "Wrong number." [Slap!]
- Shemp & Moe (CRIME ON THEIR HANDS, 1948) |
| 474 |
"You know Porcupine, for a guy without brains you're a genius."
- Moe, to Larry (CRIME ON THEIR HANDS, 1948) |
| 475 |
"Copy boy, copy boy... stop the presses!" [crunch!] "Moe, Moe... stop the presses."
- Shemp (CRIME ON THEIR HANDS, 1948) |
| 476 |
"I wonder which one of these guys is Dapper?" "Nobody looks dapper in here!"
- Larry & Shemp (CRIME ON THEIR HANDS, 1948) |
| 477 |
"Six lions were tearing me apart, bit by bit! Six lions!" "Quit lyin!"
- Shemp and Moe (GHOST TALKS, THE, 1949) |
| 478 |
"Me? I'm Red." "Oh ... Red Skeleton!"
- Skeleton & Shemp (GHOST TALKS, THE, 1949) |
| 479 |
"Sorry gentlemen, I [cough-cough] haven't had a smoke in a thousand years." "Think you're old enough to smoke?"
- Phil Arnold & Shemp (GHOST TALKS, THE, 1949) |
| 480 |
"That confounded shutter." "I shutter to think of it." "Shutter-up!"
- Phil Arnold, Shemp & Moe (GHOST TALKS, THE, 1949) |
| 481 |
"A couple of pip pips, a little barbecue, and what have you!"
- Shemp (WHO DONE IT?, 1949) |
| 482 |
"There was an ugly-lookin' thing starin' right at me. It was horrible! Whaddya know? It was YOU!
"
- Shemp (WHO DONE IT?, 1949) |
| 483 |
"We're in a tough spot, men!" "Yeah, its gonna take brains to get us outa here!" "That's why I said we're in a tough spot!"
- Moe & Larry (WHO DONE IT?, 1949) |
| 484 |
"They tied me up and made me listen to singing commercials. I thought I'd go mad!... MAD!"
- Emil Sitka (WHO DONE IT?, 1949) |
| 485 |
"Well, that takes care of Handsome Harold."
- Shemp (WHO DONE IT?, 1949) |
| 486 |
"Somebody left some hypo in there."
- Shemp (WHO DONE IT?, 1949) |
| 487 |
"I'm his niece." "Ooo, the niece is nice."
- Christine McIntyre & Shemp (WHO DONE IT?, 1949) |
| 488 |
"Does my head look like a steam pipe?" "No, a steam pipe hasn't got ears!"
- Shemp and Moe (HOKUS POKUS, 1949) |
| 489 |
"Say, you can't get this guy out of Sing Sing."
"Good, that's just where he belongs."
- Larry and Shemp (HOKUS POKUS, 1949) |
| 490 |
"Hey Moe, where'd you get the sunglasses?" "I bought 'em!" (slap)
- Shemp And Moe (HOKUS POKUS, 1949) |
| 491 |
"Ooohh, my tent's on fire!"
- Joe (AFRICA SCREAMS, 1949) |
| 492 |
"Say, did I give you carbolic acid? (I'd love to!)"
- Larry (FUELIN' AROUND, 1949) |
| 493 |
"He's the most intelligent imbecile I've ever seen." "Hey, what about me?" "Oh, you're much smarter... you're just an imbecile."
- Moe & Shemp (FUELIN' AROUND, 1949) |
| 494 |
My neeeeck!"
- Shemp (FUELIN' AROUND, 1949) |
| 495 |
"We gotta fool 'em... savvy?" "You're right, it's our duty to posterior."
- Moe & Larry (FUELIN' AROUND, 1949) |
| 496 |
"I got a little booklet here, in how to train your memory in 5 easy lessons."
- Shemp (FUELIN' AROUND, 1949) |
| 497 |
"Hot DOG! When it comes to cookin', I'm the cat's meow!"
- Larry (MALICE IN THE PALACE, 1949) |
| 498 |
"I am an aristocrat. I am Hassan Ben Sober!" "I had a few too many myself."
- Vernon Dent & Shemp (MALICE IN THE PALACE, 1949) |
| 499 |
"That murderous cut-throat. He has the famous 100 carat diamond!" "100 carats? He sure knew his onions."
- Vernon Dent & Shemp (MALICE IN THE PALACE, 1949) |
| 500 |
"I'd leave it on... people won't know if you're comin' or goin'."
- Shemp (MALICE IN THE PALACE, 1949) |
| 501 |
"Sorry folks... dinner's postponed on account'o rain!"
- Dudley Dickerson (VAGABOND LOAFERS, 1949) |
| 502 |
"If I took that painting, may I be struck by a bolt from the blue." [KLANG!]
- Kenneth MacDonald (VAGABOND LOAFERS, 1949) |
| 503 |
"We're known as The Fish Market Duet." "Yeah, we sing for the halibut."
- Larry & Shemp (DUNKED IN THE DEEP, 1949) |
| 504 |
"Giff me dat fillum! Giff me dat fillum!"
- Gene Roth (DUNKED IN THE DEEP, 1949) |
| 505 |
"Yesterday was payday, and, boys will be boys." "You mean, NO United States Cavalry?!" "No United States Cavalry."
- Vernon Dent & Jock Mahoney (PUNCHY COWPUNCHERS, 1950) |
| 506 |
"I'll take a milkshake... with sour milk!"
- Shemp (PUNCHY COWPUNCHERS, 1950) |
| 507 |
"Somebody's roastin' a ham. Whooaah, it's me!"
- Shemp (HUGS AND MUGS, 1950) |
| 508 |
"Aww, gee... what if my scout master walked in and caught me?"
- Shemp (HUGS AND MUGS, 1950) |
| 509 |
"I've been asked to get married lots o'times." "Who asked you?" "My father and mother."
- Shemp & Larry (HUGS AND MUGS, 1950) |
| 510 |
"When you make a left turn put your arm out!"
- Moe (DOPEY DICKS, 1950) |
| 511 |
"What's'a'matter kid? Gotta toothache?"
- Shemp (DOPEY DICKS, 1950) |
| 512 |
"Central section... northeastern section... western section... if I don't hurry, we'll all be in sections!"
- Shemp (DOPEY DICKS, 1950) |
| 513 |
"Strange men are following me!" "They'd be strange if they didn't. Hee hee hee!"
- Christine & Shemp (DOPEY DICKS, 1950) |
| 514 |
"My romance started on the Rue de Schlemeil in Paris."
- Shemp (LOVE AT FIRST BITE, 1950) |
| 515 |
"5 to win, 5 to place, 25 to show... 35 cents altogether!"
- Moe (LOVE AT FIRST BITE, 1950) |
| 516 |
"Let's cremate 'im." "We can't do that... we ain't got no cream."
- Moe & Larry (LOVE AT FIRST BITE, 1950) |
| 517 |
"I'm crazy about the one with the big bangs. You know, those folded satchels under his eyes. He really sends me!"
- ''Larraine'' (SELF-MADE MAIDS, 1950) |
| 518 |
"Thou art face to face with a great thesbian lover."
- Shemp (THREE HAMS ON RYE, 1950) |
| 519 |
"That must be Nick Barker.... he's disguised as a black banana."
- Shemp (THREE HAMS ON RYE, 1950) |
| 520 |
"Listen to me spout Shakespeare! A rose by any other name would smell..." "And so do you!"
- Moe & Larry (THREE HAMS ON RYE, 1950) |
| 521 |
"I ain't got no directory. I'm outside the building!"
- Shemp (STUDIO STOOPS, 1950) |
| 522 |
"I'm Brown from the Sun." "Aww, that's too bad. Are 'ya peelin'?"
- Stanley Price and Shemp (STUDIO STOOPS, 1950) |
| 523 |
"Say, when I come back, I'll give 'ya the password." "Brilliant, what'll it be?" "Open the door." [smack!]
- Larry & Moe (STUDIO STOOPS, 1950) |
| 524 |
"If you fall off, watch out for the traffic!" "It's alright, the green light's with me."
- Moe & Shemp (STUDIO STOOPS, 1950) |
| 525 |
"You wait out here, if we're not out in 5 minutes come and get us." "Yeah!...but you better make it 30 seconds."
- Moe & Larry (STUDIO STOOPS, 1950) |
| 526 |
KISS THE MOONBEAMS FROM MY ELBOW
- Movie title (STUDIO STOOPS, 1950) |
| 527 |
"You, are you a good detective?" "Am I? You see this heel?... I ran that down."
- Gene Roth & Shemp (SLAPHAPPY SLEUTHS, 1950) |
| 528 |
"Did anyone ever point a gun at you?" "Yeah, but he couldn't shoot me." "How come?" "I had my finger in the barrel!"
- Gene Roth & Larry (SLAPHAPPY SLEUTHS, 1950) |
| 529 |
"Camel's hair brush? Hmmmh... must be da hump."
- Shemp (SNITCH IN TIME, A, 1950) |
| 530 |
"You're my type, baby. A woman!"
- Larry (THREE ARABIAN NUTS, 1951) |
| 531 |
"Eureka!" "You don't smell so good, either!"
- Moe & Shemp (BABY SITTERS JITTERS, 1951) |
| 532 |
"There's a thousand reasons why I shouldn't drink... but I can't think of one right now."
- Shemp (BABY SITTERS JITTERS, 1951) |
| 533 |
"You're too much of an ignoramous." "Yeh, and that goes for my whole family too!"
- Moe & Larry (BABY SITTERS JITTERS, 1951) |
| 534 |
"Any resemblance between the Three Stooges and regular human beings is a dirty shame."
- Opening scene caption (DON'T THROW THAT KNIFE, 1951) |
| 535 |
"Name, please." "Wyckoff." "'Cause he don't brush his teeth, lady."
- Moe, Jean Willes & Larry (DON'T THROW THAT KNIFE, 1951) |
| 536 |
"Now remember... we're census takers, not ordinary idiots."
- Moe (DON'T THROW THAT KNIFE, 1951) |
| 537 |
"I got an uncle who can make things disappear." "Is he a magician?" "Nah, he's a kleptomaniac."
- Shemp & Moe (DON'T THROW THAT KNIFE, 1951) |
| 538 |
"I've got a brainstorm!" "Anything in his brain is a storm."
- Larry & Moe (SCRAMBLED BRAINS, 1951) |
| 539 |
"I'll blow it down his throat." "Blow his head off... I'm gettin' disgusted!"
- Larry & Moe (SCRAMBLED BRAINS, 1951) |
| 540 |
"I better have another drink... I can still see her face."
- Larry (SCRAMBLED BRAINS, 1951) |
| 541 |
"Hey, what does that apprehensive mean?"
"It means you're scared -- with a college education."
- Moe and Larry (MERRY MAVERICKS, 1951) |
| 542 |
"If you take a flower, and it smells really nice... that's vagrancy." "Heh, heh, we can beat that rap."
- Larry & Shemp (MERRY MAVERICKS, 1951) |
| 543 |
"Why don't ya get yerself a book and read it? Improve your mind... aahh, skip it."
- Moe (MERRY MAVERICKS, 1951) |
| 544 |
"If they did kill us, they'd all hang. That'd make things even." "Don't sound very even to me."
- Moe & Larry (MERRY MAVERICKS, 1951) |
| 545 |
"Hey Moe, what'a we do wid' the girl?" "Aah, throw her to the dogs." "Rowwrf, rowwrf, arooohhhh!"
- Shemp, Moe & Larry (MERRY MAVERICKS, 1951) |
| 546 |
"Clarence [?!] Cassidy!? Don't sound quite right no-how... somehow"
- Shemp (MERRY MAVERICKS, 1951) |
| 547 |
"... and go to work." "Ooohh, you said a nasty word." [smack!]
- Moe & Shemp (MERRY MAVERICKS, 1951) |
| 548 |
"Hello handsome." "Somebody come in?!"
- Marion Martin & Shemp (MERRY MAVERICKS, 1951) |
| 549 |
"Hi'ya Miss Buckshot."
- Shemp (TOOTH WILL OUT, THE, 1951) |
| 550 |
"The tuition is $5 apiece, or 3 for 25." "A rare bargain... we'll take the 25."
- Vernon Dent & Moe (TOOTH WILL OUT, THE, 1951) |
| 551 |
"These girls have their andaleys mixed up with their pirouettes, & their fortissimos mixed up with the allegrettos." "Yeh, but what's wrong with their dancin'?"
- Moe & Shemp (HULA-LA-LA, 1951) |
| 552 |
"D'ya see any spots before your eyes?" "Nah... but I used to see triangles."
- Larry & Moe (PEST MAN WINS, 1951) |
| 553 |
"Roses are red, violets are blue..." "You crush his skull, I'll break 'im in two."
- Shemp & Moe (MISSED FORTUNE, A, 1952) |
| 554 |
"Jiffy Fixers: We Repare Enything! It's done in a flash for very small cash!"
- Sign (LISTEN, JUDGE, 1952) |
| 555 |
"Good work, Larry! Keep it up and I'll give you some C-A-N-D-Y!" "Ah, you know I don't smoke!"
- Moe and Larry (LISTEN, JUDGE, 1952) |
| 556 |
"What Judge?" "The Judge that wants to give us life!" "Don't worry... where's life there's hope."
- Moe, Larry & Shemp (LISTEN, JUDGE, 1952) |
| 557 |
"Fix that punch, and make it snappy!" "But the lady said she wanted it weak." [SMACK!]
- Moe & Shemp (LISTEN, JUDGE, 1952) |
| 558 |
"Gee, Moe, what mo' can a fellow say? That's all there is, there ain't no mo'!"
- Shemp Howard (CORNY CASANOVAS, 1952) |
| 559 |
"The tacks won't come out!" "They went in... maybe they're income tacks."
- Larry & Shemp (CORNY CASANOVAS, 1952) |
| 560 |
"I'm engaged to three beautiful girls! Just ask my secretary."
- Larry, to Moe (HE COOKED HIS GOOSE, 1952) |
| 561 |
"Women? I tame 'em like Frank Buck tames tigers! Sometimes I'm kind to 'em, sometimes I crack the whip and make 'em jump!"
- Moe (GENTS IN A JAM, 1952) |
| 562 |
"All I wanted was a nice, quiet visit."
- Emil Sitka (GENTS IN A JAM, 1952) |
| 563 |
"You can be Secretary of the Offense, you'll be Secretary of the Inferior, and I'll be Toastmaster General!"
- Moe (THREE DARK HORSES, 1952) |
| 564 |
"We can buy a yacht." "And go fishin'!" "You got worms?" "Yeah, but I'm goin' anyhow."
- Moe & Larry (THREE DARK HORSES, 1952) |
| 565 |
"I could eat a horse." "Don't look at me!" "I said a horse, not a jackass!"
- Moe & Shemp (THREE DARK HORSES, 1952) |
| 566 |
"How will drinking cure your red nose?" "Drink 'til it turns blue!"
- Patricia Wright & Shemp (CUCKOO ON A CHOO CHOO, 1952) |
| 567 |
"He's filthy with money." "Aahh, he's filthy wid' or wid'out it!"
- Patricia Wright & Larry (CUCKOO ON A CHOO CHOO, 1952) |
| 568 |
"Why don't you drill where you're looking?" "Why don't you look where I'm drilling?"
- Shemp and Larry (BOOTY AND THE BEAST, 1953) |
| 569 |
"G-A-R-A-J... some speller you turned out to be. Don't you know there's an E on the end of it?!"
- Moe (BOOTY AND THE BEAST, 1953) |
| 570 |
"We'll get you a new leg." "You'll be dancing in 6 months." "That's good... I never could dance before."
- Larry, Moe & Shemp (BOOTY AND THE BEAST, 1953) |
| 571 |
"How dare you look like someone I hate!"
- Connie Cezan (TRICKY DICKS, 1953) |
| 572 |
"Yeah, but the D.A. says we can't make a case out of 11 bottles."
- Shemp (TRICKY DICKS, 1953) |
| 573 |
"My sister was engaged to a guy with a wooden leg, but she broke it off." "The engagement?" "Nah, the leg."
- Larry & Moe (TRICKY DICKS, 1953) |
| 574 |
"Oh, a Be-bopper! Dig that crazy bopper name, eeb eeb eeb... Cool man, real George! Give me some skin! Give me some skin!"
- Shemp (SPOOKS!, 1953) |
| 575 |
"Oh no, Dr. Jekyll!" "Dr. Jekyll? We must Hyde!"
- Norma Randall & Shemp (SPOOKS!, 1953) |
| 576 |
"Divorce Evidence Manufactured to Your Order"
- Sign on door (SPOOKS!, 1953) |
| 577 |
"See, there's somethin' fishy here." "Yeh, you two suckers!" [smack!]
- Shemp & Moe (SPOOKS!, 1953) |
| 578 |
"Oohh! What a hideous, monstrous face!"
- Shemp (SPOOKS!, 1953) |
| 579 |
"Knives are silent!"
- Phil Arnold (PARDON MY BACKFIRE, 1953) |
| 580 |
"Just for that, you don't go in there!"
- Moe (GOOF ON THE ROOF, 1953) |
| 581 |
"That's 11 dependents! Who are they?" "My ex-wife and 10 bartenders."
- Larry & Shemp (INCOME TAX SAPPY, 1954) |
| 582 |
"Deduct it from your income tax." "I owe him!" "Do you expect to pay it?" "No." "Then it's a bad debt."
- Moe & Shemp (INCOME TAX SAPPY, 1954) |
| 583 |
"A-calling we do come / To woo our maidens fair / We bring them flowers, and while away hours" "But, get ye not in their hair!"
- Moe, Larry & Shemp (MUSTY MUSKETEERS, 1954) |
| 584 |
"Mama loved Papa... Papa loved women... Mama caught Papa with 2 girls in swimmin'."
- Moe (SHOT IN THE FRONTIER, 1954) |
| 585 |
"I'm a-stayin'... and I'm a-fightin'... to your last breath!"
- Moe (SHOT IN THE FRONTIER, 1954) |
| 586 |
"I used to play in five flats, but I got kicked outta the last one."
- Shemp (GYPPED IN THE PENTHOUSE, 1955) |
| 587 |
"There must be a way to get that ring without getting into trouble with the censor!"
- Shemp (GYPPED IN THE PENTHOUSE, 1955) |
| 588 |
"How dare you call my tomato a golddigger?!"
- Moe (GYPPED IN THE PENTHOUSE, 1955) |
| 589 |
"Well, that beats the Devil!"
- Phil Van Zandt (BEDLAM IN PARADISE, 1955) |
| 590 |
"Here's the last known location of the dinosaur." "Ah, c'mon, she's on television. I always watch Dinah Shore."
- Moe and Larry (STONE AGE ROMEOS, 1955) |
| 591 |
"Only fools are positive!" "Are you sure?" "I'm positive!"
- Moe & Larry (WHAM-BAM-SLAM!, 1955) |
| 592 |
"It's liquor!" "She's gettin' shickered." "I'll do it quicker!"
- Larry, Moe & Shemp (HOT ICE, 1955) |
| 593 |
"I'm Halliday." "I'm Terraday." "I'm St. Patrick's Day! Hee hee hee!"
- Moe, Larry & Shemp (BLUNDER BOYS, 1955) |
| 594 |
"Miracle Detective Agency: If We Solve Your Crime, It's A Miracle!"
- Sign on Door (FOR CRIMIN' OUT LOUD, 1956) |
| 595 |
"Wait a minute, I can't lay carpets!" "Why not?" "I'm not that rugged!"
- Larry & Connie Cezan (HOT STUFF, 1956) |
| 596 |
"When it comes to fish, I'm a common-sewer!"
- Larry (COMMOTION ON THE OCEAN, 1956) |
| 597 |
"You're the anesthetist." "Don't call me names!"
- Larry and Joe (HOOFS AND GOOFS, 1957) |
| 598 |
"Are you okay Mr. Dinklespiel?!" "Yeah... I fell on my head."
- Moe and Benny Rubin (HOOFS AND GOOFS, 1957) |
| 599 |
"Seabisquit Food Corporation: Seabisquit Gives You An Appetite Like A Horse!"
- (MUSCLE UP A LITTLE CLOSER, 1957) |
| 600 |
"This is a job for a man." "Where are we gonna find one?"
- Moe & Larry (MUSCLE UP A LITTLE CLOSER, 1957) |
| 601 |
"Oh a truck hit me!" "You're all sprung!"
- Larry and Joe (MUSCLE UP A LITTLE CLOSER, 1957) |
| 602 |
"I don't wanna die! I can't die! I haven't seen THE EDDIE DUCHIN STORY yet! And I did so wanna... [sob]"
- Joe (SPACE SHIP SAPPY, 1957) |
| 603 |
"Sunev is Venus spelled backwards, but don'tchu tell somebody, it's a secret!"
- Benny Rubin (SPACE SHIP SAPPY, 1957) |
| 604 |
"What'a'ya tryin' to do, break his gun?!!"
- Joe (GUNS A POPPIN!, 1957) |
| 605 |
"Hold your tongue." "I... I can't... it's too slippery!"
- Moe & Joe (RUSTY ROMEOS, 1957) |
| 606 |
"I invested all our money in Consolidated Fujiama California Smog Bags... filled with smog!"
- Joe (QUIZ WHIZZ, 1958) |
| 607 |
"Joe, don't tell me you bought the Brooklyn Bridge?!!" "Of course not... that was sold last week."
- Moe and Joe (QUIZ WHIZZ, 1958) |
| 608 |
"Incidentally, do barbecues have pits?"
- Joe (QUIZ WHIZZ, 1958) |
| 609 |
"Description? 5 ft. 5, by 5 ft. 5. Color of hair? Skin."
- Moe (QUIZ WHIZZ, 1958) |
| 610 |
"I remember it like it was yesterday. I was eatin' a hot dog and waiting to be mustard out ..."
- Larry (FIFI BLOWS HER TOP, 1958) |
| 611 |
"You kleptomaniac!" "If that means what I think it does... I'm guilty."
- Moe & Joe (PIES AND GUYS, 1958) |
| 612 |
"I give him artificial respiration." "Artificial!? For what you charge, you give him the real thing!"
- Moe & Larry (SWEET AND HOT, 1958) |
| 613 |
"That's good for you, that's good for you!" [crack!] "But that's bad for me. Wow!"
- Joe (FLYING SAUCER DAFFY, 1958) |
| 614 |
"Oooh... I hate him!"
- Joe (OIL'S WELL THAT ENDS WELL, 1958) |
| 615 |
"Hey, how'd ya get in my pants?!" "It's a mystery to me."
- Moe and Joe (OIL'S WELL THAT ENDS WELL, 1958) |
| 616 |
"It would take a derrick to lift a ton of blubber like you!" "Aaww, you're just sayin' that."
- Moe & Joe (OIL'S WELL THAT ENDS WELL, 1958) |
| 617 |
"Now no fibs Joey. How many shots?" "None." "None?" "Hit it with my car."
- Angela Stevens & Joe (TRIPLE CROSSED, 1959) |
| 618 |
"Say, they made Moe really ugly, didn't they?"
"Oh I don't know, I think he's uglier in person."
[smack!]
- Curly Joe and Larry (HAVE ROCKET -- WILL TRAVEL, 1959) |
| 619 |
"You're better than we ever were." "Yeah, but he cheats... he's got brains."
- Moe & Curly Joe (SNOW WHITE AND THE THREE STOOGES, 1961) |
| 620 |
"Uh-oh, a bald-headed screw. I wish I had a bald-headed screwdriver!"
- Moe (THREE STOOGES MEET HERCULES, THE, 1962) |
| 621 |
"I'll take the right flank." "I'll take the left flank." "I'll take a tranquilizer!"
- Moe, Larry & Curly Joe (THREE STOOGES MEET HERCULES, THE, 1962) |
| 622 |
"What'a'ya usually do when somebody mails you a bomb?!" "I mail it back!"
- Moe and Curly Joe (THREE STOOGES IN ORBIT, THE, 1962) |
| 623 |
"You're headin' for the General!" "Look out, you'll knock 'im on his brass!"
- Curly Joe & Larry (THREE STOOGES IN ORBIT, THE, 1962) |
| 624 |
"I don't know whether to call it a seagoing-helio-tank, a landgoing-helio-sub, or an airborne-what-in-hell..."
- Emil Sitka (THREE STOOGES IN ORBIT, THE, 1962) |
| 625 |
"She reminds me of my Mother." "You never had a mother." "Shame on you!"
- Larry, Moe & Curly Joe (4 FOR TEXAS, 1963) |
| 626 |
"Is that a Colt?" "Nah, it's a horse pistol." "A horse pistol?" "Yeh, but I raised it from a Colt."
- Bill Brauer and Curly Joe (OUTLAWS IS COMING!, THE, 1965) |
| 627 |
"I starve easy." "Yeah, you're nuthin' but skin 'n bones... with 7 layers of fat."
- Curly Joe & Moe (NEW 3 STOOGES, THE, 1965) |
| 628 |
"I'm a poet!" "Yeah, Henry Wadsworth Fat-Fellow."
- Curly Joe & Moe (NEW 3 STOOGES, THE, 1965) |
| 629 |
"Pick up the dumbbell." "He's pretty heavy." "The other dumbbell!"
- Moe & Larry (NEW 3 STOOGES, THE, 1965) |
| 630 |
"Ain't she beautiful. A perfect 48-52-48."
- Moe (NEW 3 STOOGES, THE, 1965) |
| 631 |
"The arrow points half way. I don't know if it's half empty or half full." "Ah come on Moe." "...those old jokes."
- Moe, Larry, Curly Joe (KOOK'S TOUR, 1970) |
