This short starts off where we see a sign that reads as follows:

Somewhere in the Orient
CAFÉ CASBAHBAH
Meeting place of Black Sheep
Bah-Bah-Bah

We are now inside of the Café Casbahbah, it is dark, dreary, dank and eerie looking.  There is only one patron and it is a sweet, cute, loveable and adorable little Scottish Terrier who is very comfortable and fast asleep on a dining table with a white table covering.

We now see Hassan Ben Sober peeking eerily through the main entrance curtains to see if the coast is clear.  He is now being followed in by Ghinna Rumma who also is entering in very suspiciously.

GHINNA RUMMA to the ADORABLE LITTLE POOCHIE:  (As Ghinna Rumma is meanly shoving the poor, innocent little poochie off of the table and yells at him meanly):  "Aaaah!"

HASSAN BEN SOBER to GHINNA RUMMA:  (As Ghinna Rumma is looking at Hassan Ben Sober with a look of determination on his face as Hassan Ben Sober is now looking at his watch and has a worried look on his face and says to Ghinna Rumma):  "Tis past the hour, I wonder what delays Haffa Dalla?"

GHINNA RUMMA to HASSAN BEN SOBER:  (As Ghinna Rumma is looking around to see if anyone is listening says to Hassan Ben Sober):  "Fear not, most Illustrious Hassan Ben Sober, fear not, Haffa Dalla will get the map by hook or crook, as sure as my name is Ghinna Rumma!"

HASSAN BEN SOBER to GHINNA RUMMA:  (As he is looking at Ghinna Rumma with a look of agreement and has a serious tone of voice says):  "Quite so!"

Hassan Ben Sober and Ghinna Rumma are now grasping each others arms and are twirling them around as a handshake of agreement.  They are now sitting down at a table as Ghinna Rumma is now removing his hat and placing in on table up-side-down.

HASSAN BEN SOBER and GHINNA RUMMA:  (As they both have eerie looks on their faces and are wildly and dementedly pounding on the table and are shouting loudly in unison):  "Service, how about that service?"

We now see Shemp, Moe, and Larry running merrily out of the kitchen as they each have a tray of food and are weaving betwix one another as they are happily approaching Hassan Ben Sober and Ghinna Rumma and are shouting in happy tones of voices.

MOE: (As he has a look of pride on his face and is using a proud tone of voice):  "Coming up here, yes sir, coming, coming up!"

LARRY: (As he is proudly holding his food tray and says in a state of pride):  "Yes sir, we have all the service!"

MOE: (With a giant mischievous grin on his face says):  "At your service!"

SHEMP: (With a look of mischief on his face and mischief in his voice as he is on his knees underneath Moe and Larry with their food trays says):    "Shoo, boy, if I hadn't ducked, we'da collided sure, what a narrow escape!"

Moe and Larry are standing there with giant grins of pride and happiness on their faces as Shemp is still on his knees smiling mischievously.  Shemp is now quickly standing up as he is sending Moe and Larry's food trays flying and they are now spilling on Hassan Ben Sober and Ghinna Rumma.  As the trays are now dumped all over Hassan Ben Sober and Ghinna Rumma we see Larry and Moe flinch back with looks of hurt on their faces and Moe says, 'hunh, hunh, hunh, hunh'!

We see Hassan Ben Sober wearing two pieces of flatware stuck in his beard, a tossed salad, some mashed potatoes, and a glass of water on his head.  Ghinna Rumma has a bowl of spaghetti noodles dumped on his head.

Moe, Shemp, and Larry are looking at Hassan Ben Sober and Ghinna Rumma in fear as they are flinching and gasping in panic as the two 'Royal Men,' are sitting there wearing food.

MOE and LARRY:  (In unison as they are in a total state of fear and are stammering)  "Hey, what, what, ta, unk, hey, what, what, hunh, ta, ta!"

MOE to SHEMP:  (As Moe is thoroughly mad at Shemp as well as Larry.  Moe is pulling Shemp up by the hair yells at him in madness):  "What's the matter with you?"

GHINNA RUMMA to MOE, LARRY, and SHEMP:  (As he is in a thorougly mad mood and is pointing a finger at the bowl of spaghetti noodles on his head and is pounding his fists on the table madly shouts):  "Take this off, take this off!"

MOE to HASSAN BEN SOBER:  (As Moe is approaching Hassan Ben Sober and is rubbing his hands in a state of mischievous fear says to Hassan Ben Sober):  "Now, take it easy, we'll have you all fixed up in a minute!"

Larry has now gone to help Moe clean-up Hassan Ben Sober.  Larry is removing the tossed salad, mashed potatoes and the water glass from his head.  Moe is removing from his beard a fork and a knife, and in total surprise Moe is now removing a cupcake with a lit candle on it that was buried in his beard:  (Moe is saying to him in a mischievous, happy, and upbeat voice as Moe has now blown out the candle):  "Happy Birthday, ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!"

SHEMP to GHINNA RUMMA:  (As Shemp is walking up to him holding a large pair of shears and a dinner plate.  Shemp is now asking Ghinna Rumma to hold the plate as Shemp is now mischievously cutting off some of the spaghetti noodles to look like hair banges.  Ghinna Rumma is sitting there moaning in madness as Shemp is standing there saying mischievously):  "Hold this, just a minute, I'll take it right off.  I would leave it on, people don't know if you're comin', or goin', with this on.  There you are sir, you look very pretty and the spaghetti is as good as new!"

GHINNA RUMMA to SHEMP:  (As Ghinna Rumma is now removing the remaining portion of spaghetti noodles from his head and shouts madly):  "Why you, 'unh, unh, unh'!"

Ghinna Rumma is getting up from the table furiously mad at Shemp and is chasing after Shemp with a medium-sized sword.  Moe and Larry are now putting on the final cleaning touches on Hassan Ben Sober.  Shemp is now running frantically away and is yelling in panic state, 'Moe, whoa, Moe, Moe'!

HASSAN BEN SOBER to MOE and LARRY:  (As he is also standing up in a fit of rage and is holding a humongous sword is pointing it at Larry and Moe and shouts in an outrageously mad voice):  "Dog of felluma, how dare you?"

Shemp, Moe, and Larry are now standing there with looks of petrified panic on their faces as Ghinna Rumma is also standing there looking at them in a full state of madness.

LARRY to HASSAN BEN SOBER:  (As Larry has a look of panic on his face and is using a panicking but yet apologetic tone of voice says):  "A thousand pardons, it was unavoidable!"

MOE to HASSAN BEN SOBER:  (As Hassan Ben Sober has grabbed Moe meanly by his hair and is getting ready to us his sword as Moe says mischievously and is slightly grinning):  "Wait a minute, wait a minute, this would degrade you!"

HASSAN BEN SOBER to MOE:  (As Moe and Larry are standing there with looks of worry on their faces as Hassan Ben Sober says in a state of pride):  "Tis true, I am an aristocrat, I am 'Hassan Ben Sober'!

Moe and Larry are now standing there in pride with looks of mischief on their faces as Hassan Ben Sober is also standing there in pride.

SHEMP to HASSAN BEN SOBER:  (As Shemp is approaching him still holding the plate of spaghetti noodles and has a look of mischief on his and mischief in his voice says):  "I had a few too many myself, ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!"

MOE to SHEMP:  (As Moe is thoroughly mad at Shemp and is now taking a pawful of the spaghetti noodles and is throwing it into Shemp's face says madly):  "Quiet, we gotta clean-up this mess!"

Shemp is now waving his hand in front of Moe as Moe is following it clear to the floor as Shemp is pounding his hand on the floor and Moe is now banging his head against the floor in rhythm.

MOE to SHEMP:  (As Moe has now finished pounding his coconut against the floor and is totally mad at Shemp as he is now giving Shemp an eyepoke):  "Why you, get busy!"

Shemp, Larry, and Moe are now underneath the table cleaning up the food remnants and pieces of broken glassware and dishware.  Larry has now found an unbroken dinner plate and he goes and breaks it before he cleans it up.

MOE to SHEMP:  (As Moe is in a state of madness and is hitting Shemp on his forehead shouts to him as Shemp is slowly cleaning up):  "What are you doing?"

SHEMP to MOE:  (As Shemp is shouting back to Moe madly):  "Stop it will ya?  Cut it out!"

Larry is now diligently cleaning up the mess while Shemp and Moe are now engaged in a food and broken glassware fight with one another.  They have now successfully cleaned up their mess.

We are now back at the main entrance curtains where we see Haffa Dalla looking in and around in an eerie state of panic and worry.

HASSAN BEN SOBER to GHINNA RUMMA:  (As Hassan Ben Sober is talking to Ghinna Rumma in a low ton of voice arranging their travel plans):  "We'll travel by night, perhaps Haffa Dalla does......"

HAFFA DALLA to HASSAN BEN SOBER and GHINNA RUMMA:  (As Haffa Dalla is now approaching Hassan Ben Sober and Ghinna Rumma with a look of worry on his face and is using a polite, but yet slightly scared tone of voice):  "Greetings, greetings!"

We now see Ghinna Rumma and Hassan Ben Sober standing up and looking at Haffa Dalla in states of worry.

HASSAN BEN SOBER to HAFFA DALLA:  (As he is in a state or worry shouts to Haffa Dalla):  "Did you bring the map, Haffa Dalla?"

HAFFA DALLA to HASSAN BEN SOBER:  (In a total state of worry):  "Aih, Chief!"

Haffa Dalla is now taking the map out from inside of his robe and is handing to Hassan Ben Sober in a full blown state of panic.  Ghinna Rumma is now standing there also with a petrified look of panic on his face.

HAFFA DALLA to HASSAN BEN SOBER:  (As Haffa Dall has a really worried look on his face and is using gestures to show a knife cutting a throat says in a low and panicking tone of voice):  "But as I slit his throat, (sklick), with his dieing breath, he said someone else had a duplicate map!"

GHINNA RUMMA to HASSAN BEN SOBER and HAFFA DALLA:  (As all three of them are standing there with looks of panic on their faces as Ghinna Rumma says):  "Tis bad, we must leave at once if we are to be the first to reach 'King Rootin' Tootins' Tomb!"

HASSAN BEN SOBER to HAFFA DALLA:  (As he is looking at Haffa Dalla with a really worried look on his face says in a worried tone of voice):  "Make preparations to depart immediately!"

HAFFA DALLA to HASSAN BEN SOBER:  (As Ghinna Rumma is also standing there looking at them worried as Haffa Dalla says):  "Aih, Chief, but remember the curse, he who touches the jewell first is doomed to a thousand deaths!"

HASSAN BEN SOBER to GHINNA RUMMA:  (As Ghinna Rumma has a really worried look on his face as Hassan Ben Sober is looking at him in a petrified worried state says in a worried tone of voice):  "We must secure the services of three, and when we get them to do our bidding, sklick!"  (Hassan Ben Sober has now slid his finger across his throat to represent a knife cutting a throat).

GHINNA RUMMA to HASSAN BEN SOBER:  (As Hassan Ben Sober is looking at Ghinna Rumma is saying back to him in worry):  "Yes, but we best have food before we travel!"

HASSAN BEN SOBER to GHINNA RUMMA:  (As Ghinna Rumma is now looking at Hassan Ben Sober with an eerie but yet slightly mischievousl look as Hassan Ben Sober is looking at Ghinna Rumma with a look of determination says):  "Aih!"

HASSAN BEN SOBER and GHINNA RUMMA:  (As they are now sitting down once again and are shouting in unison as they are again wildly and dementedly pounding the table with their are shouting in wicked voices):  "Service, waiters, service, service!"

MOE, SHEMP, and LARRY to HASSAN BEN SOBER and GHINNA RUMMA:  (As they are running out happily to wait on them are saying in unison):  "Yes sir, here we are, yes service!"

We now see Moe and Larry saluting Ghinna Rumma and Hassan Ben Sober.  They are now hitting Shemp hard in the face.  We see Shemp rubbing his face and yelling in pain, 'Oooh-oooh-oooh-oooh-oooh-oooh'!  Moe, Larry, and Shemp are now looking at Hassan Ben Sober and Ghinna Rumma with looks of determination on their faces.

LARRY to HASSAN BEN SOBER and GHINNA RUMMA:  (As Larry is asking them in a loud and mischievous tone of voice):  "What'll you have?"

HASSAN BEN SOBER to SHEMP, LARRY, and MOE:  (As he is looking at them in a serious manner says):  "We want ta......"

MOE to HASSAN BEN SOBER:  (As Moe is now interupting Hassan Ben Sober and says to him in a serious tone of voice):  "We don't have anymore!"

As Moe and Hassan Ben Sober are communicating, we see Larry, Shemp, and Ghinna Rumma looking at them in wonderment.

LARRY to HASSAN BEN SOBER and GHINNA RUMMA:  (In a serious, but yet slightly mischievous manner says to them):  "All's we got left is rabbit and hot dogs!"

HASSAN BEN SOBER to LARRY:  (In sort of a whipped state shouts):  "Rabbit!"

GHINNA RUMMA to LARRY:  (Also in a sort of whipped state shouts):  "Hot dog!"

LARRY to MOE, SHEMP, GHINNA RUMMA and HASSAN BEN SOBER:  (As Larry is in a really happy. gleeful and mischievous mood as he is rubbing his hands and running back to the kitchen says):  "Hot dog, they'll take rabbit!"

MOE to HASSAN BEN SOBER and GHINNA RUMMA:  (In a very happy mood says):  "Okay, comin' up!"

Moe is now leaving to help Larry in the kitchen in a very happy mood.

SHEMP to HASSAN BEN SOBER and GHINNA RUMMA:  (In a mischievous state):  "Hey, coming right up, coming right up, here we are pepper and salt."

Shemp is now removing from his vest pocket a shaker of pepper and salt attached to a scarf and is laying it on the table.  Shemp is now taking some flatware from his vest pocket and is 'huffing' on it to clean it up as he is now using Hassan Ben Sober's beard to polish it.  Hassan Ben Sober has now hit Shemp hard on his hand.  As Shemp is setting up Hassan Ben Sober, Moe is professionally setting up Ghinna Rumma.

SHEMP to HASSAN BEN SOBER:  (In a mischievous tone of voice and has a look of mischief on his face as he is now 'huffing' on some more flatware and is polishing it on his vest says):  "That buss-boy is off."

We now see Larry happily working in the kitchen.  He is now picking up a plate and is walking over to the stove and is taking three hot dogs from a pot of boiling wate.  He has now dropped one of the hot dogs on the floor.  He is putting the plate with the remaining two hot dogs down on the main work station.  Larry is now leaving the hot dogs to go to another work station to chop some cabbage.

We now see the cat meowing happily as he is climbing up on a box and is helping himself to a hot dog.  Larry has now turned around from the other work state as he is now noticing the cat helping himself to a hot dog snack.

LARRY to the CAT:  (As Larry is swinging his meat cleaver wildly at the cat and hits the cutting board in a state of madness and is yelling loudly at the cat):  "S-K-A-T!"

Larry is now dementedly chasing after the cat as he is holding onto his meat cleaver is now chasing after the cat in a furious pace out into the main dining area.

We now see Shemp, Moe, Ghinna Rumma and Hassan Ben Sober watching Larry in a state of horrified worry and scaredness.

LARRY to the CAT:  (As Larry has now caught up with the cate and is shouting to the cat in a horrified mad voice):  "Come here, come here you, I'll fix you, why, umm, why, umm you, umm, umm, umm, umm, umm, umm!"

Shemp, Moe, Ghinna Rumma and Hassan Ben Sober all have looks of deep hurt and worry on their faces as Larry now has the cat by the scruff of his neck and has a wicked and demented look on his face as Larry is now waving his meat cleaver at the cat in a full state of devilment as he is now taking the cat back into the kitchen, and the cat is meowing loudly in pain.

We now see Moe and Shemp in a state of scaredness as well as Ghinna Rumma and Hassan Ben Sober.

MOE to HASSAN BEN SOBER and GHINNA RUMMA:  (As Moe is now looking at them in a total state of worry as Moe is rubbing his face says in a worried tone of voice):  "Hunh, hunh, hunh, hunh, hunh, hunh!"

Shemp is now approaching Hassan Ben Sober and is carryingly trying to calm him down.  Moe is now carryingly trying to calm down Ghinna Rumma.  As Shemp and Moe are now finshing setting their places.

LARRY to the CAT:  (Larry is now back in the kitchen and has now put the cat on the floor and is giving him a piece of hot dog in kindness says):  "Here!"

Larry has now gone over to a refrigerator and has now taken out a rabbit roast and is now returning to the main work station with a look of mischief on his face.  Larry is now chopping away at the rabbit roast and is not noticing the cat is still under the main work station.  Everytime that Larry is chopping on the rabbit roast he is accidentally, gently stepping on one of the cat's paws causing the cat to meow.  (As Moe, Shemp, Ghinna Rumma, and Hassan Ben Sober are fearing the worst about the cat).

We are now back in the main dining area where we now see poor Moe, Shemp, Hassan Ben Sober and Ghinna Rumma all in horrified states of fear and panic and looks of panic on their faces as they are hearing Larry chopping and stepping accidentally on the cats paw and the cat is meowing loudly.  (As they are still fearing the worst for the cat).

Larry is now chopping faster as he is taping his foot up and down still not realizing that he is stepping on one of the cats paws.

Back in the main dining area where we now see Shemp, Moe, Ghinna Rumma and Hassan Ben Sober becoming more worried as they are now perspiring in fear.  (As they all think that Larry is after the cat).

Back in the kitchen now, Larry has a wicked look on his face as he is wildly chopping at the rabbit roast with the gian meat cleaver and still is getting the poor cat's paw.

The cat is now laying down under the main work station as Larry is still dementedly chopping at the rabbit roast and is rocking to and fro on his feet as he is now without realization stepping down hard on the cats tail lightly causing the cat to let out a smally yelp.  Larry has now taken his fina;l chop at the rabbit roast and has now stepped hard on the cat's tail causing the cat to screech, (like there's no tomorrow'), in pain.

Shemp, Moe, Ghinna Rumma and Hassan Ben Sober are all out in the main dining area in horrified states of fear and panic.  Hassan Ben Sober is now staring very hurtfully at the kitchen while Ghinna Rumma is now looking at the table with his eyes popping out of his face as he has a really scared look on his face.  Moe is standing there with his hand on his mouth as he is looking at Shemp in a horrible state of panic as he is now slightly crying.  Shemp is now looking at Moe as he is flinching back a bit, his eyes also slightly bugging out and a horrified look of panic on his face.  (All due to the fact that they are thinking the worst about Larry and the cat).

Larry has now taken several wicked chops at the rabbit roast now with no cat meowing effects.

Back in the main dining area we now see Shemp with with a really horrible look of panic on his face as he is rubbing his neck slightly as he is perspiring and gasping for breath.  Moe is standing there with a look of sadness on his face as he is now shaking his head ane rubbing his throat and is slightly crying and perspiring while we see Hassan Ben Sober lowering his face and has now put his hand up to his face as he is in a really hurtful state and also is slightly crying as he is now taking a drink of water to help calm himself down.  Ghinna Rumma is sitting there with his head lowered and deep look of sadness on his face.

Ghinna Rumma has now picked up bottle of condiments and is reading at first quietly then in a state of horrified fear and panic as he is tossing it away in panic says, 'Catsup, Cat...... whoa...... whoa...... sup......!'  He is now fanning himself with his hat to help cool and calm himself down.  As Shemp and Hassan Ben Sober are all now in a full state of panic.  (All due to the fact that they are now thinking the really horrible worst about Larry and the cat).

We are now back in the kitchen where we are now seeing Larry at the main work station as he is now setting up one of the plates to be served.  The adorable little Scottish Terrier has now jumped up on a box and is moarnfully barking as he has now helped himself to a hot dog snack.

We once again see Larry in a total state of wicked dementedness as he has now wacked his meat cleaver at the poochie and is chasing after him.

LARRY to the POOCHIE:  (As Larry is wickedly chasing him with the meat cleaver and has a really demented look on his face as he is shouting evily at the poor poochie):  "Get out of here!"

We are now back in the main dining area where we once again see Larry having his fit of rage as he is dementedly chasing after the Scottie Dog in a state of devilment with the meat cleaver in his hand.

Larry is now grabbing the doggie in a state of dementedness we now see Ghinna Rumma, Moe, Shemp and Hassan Ben Sober watching Larry with very deep, scared looks on their faces as they are now gasping and flinching in total panic as Larry now has the doggie by the scruff of his neck and is looking at the dog with an evil and very demented look on his face as Larry is waving the meat cleaver at the dog very wickedly.

LARRY to the DOG:  (As Larry has now caught the dog and is looking at him in a very wicked manner says):  "Come here you, oh, oh, you think you're gonna get away eh, now I gotcha, come on, now gosh, eeem, eeem, eeem, eeem!"

Larry is now returning to the kitchen in a really wicked state of madness as he is carrying the Scottish Dog under his arm like a sack of potatoes.

We now see Shemp, Moe, Ghinna Rumma and Hassan Ben Sober as they are once again in a horrified state of panic.  As Ghinna Rumma is sitting there with a really hurt look of panic on his face as he is taking the napkin that he has under his chin and is fanning himself with it as he is perspiring in panic.  Hassan Ben Sober is sitting there with the most horrified look of fear on his face as he is now lowering his head in remorse and is rubbing his face in pain.  Shemp is standing there looking at Moe as he is gasping for air and has a really hurtful look on his face.  Moe is standing there flinching and rubbing his face in panic.

SHEMP to MOE:  (In a really horrified and worried state says to Moe in deep panic):  "It couldn't be or could it?"

{As they all are thinking that Larry is going to be very brutal to the poor, little, innocent poochie}.

Larry is now marching back into the kitchen in a wicked, but yet mischievous mood with the meat cleaver raised in his right hand and the poochine in his left hand.  Larry is now setting the poochie on a barrel in front of an opened window that is being propped open with a stick.  The poochie is sitting there smiling happily as he has his tail on the window ledge and is wagging it in happiness.

LARRY to the POOCHIE:  (As Larry is gently putting the poochie on the barrel in front of the opened window says as Larry is also giving him a hot dog treat):  "Now you stay here and be a good boy, you, now, sit there."

Larry is now back at the main work station as he is taking his meat cleaver and is chopping away madly at a cabbage head as the poochie is now happily sitting on his barrel and is barking and wagging his tail in glee everytime that Larry is now chopping the cabbage head.

Everytime the poochie has wagged his tail he is getting closer and closer to the stick that is holding the window open.

As Larry is chopping at his cabbage and the poochie is at his window wagging and barking in glee, we now see Shemp, Moe, Ghinna Rumma and Hassan Ben Sober out in the main dining area with horrified looks of fear on their faces as they are thinking the worst about the little poochie.  Moe has now flinched and said, 'hunh', in a state of fear and panic.

The poochie has now wagged his tail fast enough now that he has knocked out the window stick prop and has slammed the window on his tail and has now let out a horrible yelp of pain.

Back in the main dining area where Ghinna Rumma is sitting there with a horrified look of panic on his face as he is once again fanning himself with his hat.  Hassan Ben Sober is sitting there with a really deep look of pain and sadness on his face as he is now gasping for air and is slightly crying.  Moe si standing there with his eyes shut and is shuttering in hurt an pain.  Shemp is also standing there leaning his head on Moe's shoulder and is slightly crying as he has now flinched in pain and remorse as he is now looking at the floor in a state of horrible fear as he has his hand to his chest in hurt and is now gasping for a breath.  (This is all due to the fact of them thinking the worst about Larry and what he has supposedly done to the innocent critters).

Larry is now taking a few more wicked whacks at his cabbage as the poochie is now totally silent.

We now see Moe and Shemp standing there crying in hurt and pain as Hassan Ben Sober is lowering his head and has a look on pain and remorse on his face.

We now see Ghinna Rumma's hat sitting on the table up-side-down where we see a manufacturers tag inside of the and Ghinna Rumma is now grabbing his hat quickly and is throwing in on the floor hoping that Shemp and Moe have not seen it and discovered that he is a fraud.  Hassan Ben Sober is looking towards the kitchen in fear and has a horrified look of scaredness on his face and is rubbing his face in pain and sadness.  Ghinna Rumma is now looking at the table in sadness.  Moe has taken a glass of water and is drinking it to help calm himself down as he has a look of hurt on his face.  Shemp is standing there, deep pain on his face, slightly crying and is wiping his face down with a napkin due to hurt.  (Still thinking the very worst about the poor little critters).

Larry is now proudly marching out of the kitchen with a proud and mischievous look on his face as he is now proudly serving his food.

LARRY to GHINNA RUMMA and HASSAN BEN SOBER:  (As he has now set the tray of food on the table and is proudly serving it says):  "Here you are gentlemen, hot dog, when it comes to cooking, I'm a cats meow!"

Larry is now marching back into the kitchen waving his serving tray as he is smiling happily but yet mischievously as he has now served his food.

In the main dining area where we see Ghinna Rumma and Hassan Ben Sober looking at their food plates in fear as they are now looking at on another in a state of deep hurt.  As Shemp and Moe are now standing there with looks of deep panic on their faces and are rubbing their throats in a horiible state of hurt and pain.  We now see Ghinna Rumma and Hassan Ben Sober standing up in fear and madness.

HASSAN BEN SOBER to SHEMP:  (As he is standing there with a wicked look on his face and is yelling madly at Shemp):  "Sit down!"

SHEMP to HASSAN BEN SOBER:  (As Shemp is answering back in a state of fear and scaredness):  "Oh, but I'm not tired, I'll just stand while you eat!"

HASSAN BEN SOBER to SHEMP:  (As Hassan Ben Sober is now in a fit of rage and is pointing his sword at Shemp and is yelling wickedly):  "Sit down, with your hands on or off!"

SHEMP to HASSAN BEN SOBER:  (As Shemp is talking back to Hassan Ben Sober in a hurtful, stuttering and scared voice):  You, you, you, talked us into it."

We now see Shemp and Moe sitting down in front of the plates of food in total fear and pain as Ghinna Rumma and Hassan Ben Sober are standing there with wicked looks on their faces.

Shemp and Moe are now reluctantly sitting down in front of the plates of food.  Shemp is with the hot dogs and Moe is with the rabbit roast.  As Shemp and Moe are sitting there scared witless and are really afraid to eat we now see Ghinna Rumma and Hassan Ben Sober drawing out their swords and yelling at them wickedly.

HASSAN BEN SOBER and GHINNA RUMMA to MOE and SHEMP:  (In a wicked mood shouts in unison in wicked tones of voices):  "Eat, eat!"

Shemp is now sitting down in front of the hot dogs and Moe is with the rabbit roast.  Not knowingly to anyone the poochie and kitty are now sitting underneath the dining table.

Shemp has now taken his fork and has poked one of the hot dogs and it has now barked.  Shemp has now flinched back and has a hurt look on his face. As the hot dog has now barked we saw Ghinna Rumma and Hassan Ben Sober standing there with really hurt and scared looks on their faces as Moe also had a look of scaredness and worry on his face.

SHEMP to MOE:  (As Shemp has asked Moe in a hurtful and slightly stammering and crying voice):  "Did you hear any thing?"

MOE to SHEMP:  (As Moe is now answering Shemp back in a hurtful and trembling tone of voice):  "Yeah, I did!"

Moe has now picked up his fork and has jabbed it into the rabbit roast and is has now meowed.  As Moe has now has had his rabbit roast 'meow' at him he now stands up in a horrible state of fear and yells, 'unh, unh, unh, unh'.

As the petrified Shemp and Moe are now getting up to leave in total states of fear and panic they are being stopped by both Ghinna Rumma and Hassan Ben Sober.

HASSAN BEN SOBER to MOE:  (As Moe has a really hurt and scared look on his face and is trembling in fear and panic as Ghinna Rumma has now extended his sword at Moe shouts):  "E-A-T!"

GHINNA RUMMA to SHEMP:  (As Shemp also has a really hurt and scared look on his face and he is also trembling from fear and panic as Hassan Ben Sober is extending his sword at him and is shouting in a loud and wicked voice):  "Sit down and eat!"

SHEMP and MOE to EACH OTHER:  (As they have now looked at each other in really scared ways and are slightly crying and using really painful tones of voices as they are trembling):  "E-A-T!"

All the while that the trembling Shemp and Moe are sitting there really wanting to make their get away, they are being guarded by Ghinna Rumma and Hassan Ben Sober as they are sitting there with looks of devilment as they have their swords pointing at them.

We now see Shemp with a look of hurt on his face as he is now petting one of the hot dogs and it is whinning back at him.  As Moe is sitting there watching Shemp with a panicked look on his face and is trembling from fear.  Shemp had slight smile on his face as his hot dog was talking back to him. Hassan Ben Sober is now standing there with a really panicked look on his face as he has heard the hot dog whine.

Moe has now once again petted his rabbit roast and it has now purred and meowed back at him.  Both Shemp and Moe have now flinched back in petrified states of panic as they both have really horrible looks of hurt and fear on their faces as they are now slightly crying from fear.

We now see Shemp with a really scared look on his face as he is now shaking some pepper on his hot dog and it has now sneezed back at him.

SHEMP to his HOT DOG:  (As Shemp has now finished peppering it and it sneezed said to it mischievously):  "Gezundheidt!"

As Shemp has now realized what he had said we now see Moe grabbing Shemp's hand as they are panicking and flinching beyond no end in horrible pain and fear as they have really hurtful looks of fear on their faces.

We are now underneath the dining table where we now see the cute little Scottish Terrier sitting there as he has now let out a bark.  We now see Moe sitting there holding onto Shemp's arm as Moe is trying to calm Shemp down.  Moe has a really sad and hurt look on his face as poor Shemp is now sitting there trembling out of control and crying in full blown pain and fear, (thinking it is the 'real poochie').

Moe and Shemp are now sitting there crying and whaling in horrible states of sadness and fear as they are thinking the worst about the hot dogs..  Shemp is crying in pain, 'eeb, eeb, eeb, eeb, eeb, eeb, eeb, eeb' and Moe is crying 'hunh, hunh, hunh, hunh, hunh, hunh, hunh, hun'!

As Shemp and Moe are sitting there crying in horrible state of frantic and are pointing at their food plates and trembling horribly in fear and panic, Ghinna Rumma and Hassan Ben Sober are now once again extending their swords at them in wickedness.

HASSAN BEN SOBER to SHEMP and MOE:  (As he is shouting at them in a demented voice using his sword shouts):  "E-A-T!"

As Hassan Ben Sober has now shouted wickedly we now see Shemp and Moe stopping their crying and now have looks of scaredness on their faces.

We now see Shemp, Moe, Hassan Ben Sober and Ghinna Rumma all sitting at the dining table with horrified looks of freakness on their faces.

We now see Shemp as he is now picking up one of his hot dogs and is gingerly looking at it in a really scared state.  Shemp is now holding his hot dog and has his eyes closed as he now has a look of grimace on his face and is a full state of panic.

HASSAN BEN SOBER to SHEMP:  (As Hassan Ben Sober is extending his sword at Shemp and is yelling at Shemp wickedly):  "Well!?"

Shemp is still holding onto his hot dog as he still has a look of horrible fear and panic on his face as he is now being kissed by his hot dog.

Shemp is now reacting out of fear and panic as he is now having a panic attack and is freaking out beyond no end about the fact his hot dog kissed him he has now thrown it down on the plate and is beating it brutally with his knife.

SHEMP to MOE, GHINNA RUMMA, and HASSAN BEN SOBER:  (As Shemp has now brutally 'tared and feathered' his hot dog is shouting in panic):  "Oh, oh, oh, oh, I killed it, I killed it!"

Shemp is now sitting there crying uncontroably as he has now realized that he has just 'killed' his hot dog and Moe is also crying about everything that is now happened.  Ghinna Rumma is now sitting there in a total state of fear and pani as with Hassan Ben Sober who is still holding his sword.

MOE to SHEMP:  (As Moe is patting Shemp's arm to calm him down and is saying in a crying, painful tone of voice with a really hurt look on his face):  "This just can't be!"

Shemp now has a really scared look on his face as Moe has a slight wicked look on his face as he is now jabbing his fingers once again into his rabbit roast.  We now see Shemp and Moe slightly calming down.  Shemp is looking at Moe with a more calm look as Moe is now slightly smiling in joy as he has now jabbed his rabbit roast and it did not answer back.

Shemp has now picked up a water glass and is taking a drink while Moe is sitting there with a really demented look on his face as he is now wickedly pinching his rabbit roast and it is screaming loudly back at Moe in pain.  Shemp has now spit water into Moe's face in panic about the screaming rabbit roast. 

 Shemp is yelling in horrible panic, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da' Moe is yelling unh, unh, unh, unh, unh, unh, unh, unh in horrible panic as Moe is now freaking out about the screaming rabbit roast and the fact that Shemp has now spit water on him as Moe has a really scared and painful look on his face. 

LARRY to SHEMP, MOE, GHINNA RUMMA and HASSAN BEN SOBER:  (As Larry is now merrily singing and walking out in pride and happiness as he is now bringing out a mustard jar says):  "Forgot the mustard!"

We now see Ghinna Rumma and Hassan Ben Sober standing up in states of dementedness as Larry is bringing out the mustard jar.

We now see Hassan Ben Sober standing next to Larry in a really mad state of wickedness along with Ghinna Rumma as they have their swords extended at Larry as Larry is now standing there with a look of hurtful scaredness on his face as Shemp and Moe are now looking up at Ghinna Rumma and Hassan Ben Sober with scared looks on their faces.

HASSAN BEN SOBER to LARRY:  (As he and Ghinna Rumma are standing by Larry in madness and panic to 'the enth degree' are extending their sword to him and shouting wickedly):  "So, you are the perpetrator of this?  sit down and eat!"

We now see Shemp and Moe standing up from the table in hurtful scaredness as Larry is now sitting down at the table with a huge happy smile on his face and is using a happy tone of voice.

GHINNA RUMMA to LARRY:  (In a really wicked mood says in a mean ton of voice):  "Sit down!"

LARRY to GHINNA RUMMA:  (As Larry is smiling happily and using a tone of voice that is happy says):  "It's a pleasure, thank-you!"

Larry is now happily chomping down on a bread slice as he is also taking a hot dog and is dipping it into the mustard jar in a state of happiness.

LARRY to MOE, SHEMP, HASSAN BEN SOBER, and GHINNA RUMMA:  (As Larry is sitting smiling happily and has a happy tone of voice says):  "umm, umm, umm, umm, umm, umm, umm, umm, umm, umm, umm, umm!"

As Larry is sitting there merrily enjoying his meal we see Shemp, Moe, Ghinna Rumma and Hassan Ben Sober standing there looking at Larry with looks of mischievous wonderment on their face as the food is not talking back to him.

We now see Ghinna Rumma and Hassan Ben Sober looking at one another in states of wonderment as they now feel secure that the food is safe to eat.

Ghinna Rumma and Hassan Ben Sober are now evily shoving Larry out of the way as they are now sitting down to the remaining portions of food.  Larry is standing there with a look of dismay on his face as he has a mouthful of food as Shemp and Moe are looking at Ghinna Rumma and Hassan Ben Sober with looks of blankness on their faces.

We now see Ghinna Rumma picking up the rabbit roast and is starting to eat it in a state of happiness as Hassan Ben Sober is sitting there with a slightly scared look on his face as he is picking up a hot dog and putting it up to his face to see if it is going to kiss him.

Shemp has now reached over and has taken a hot dog as Ghinna Rumma is slapping his hand to make him drop it.  As Shemp is now dropping the hot dog it goes falling to the floor underneath the table right in front of the poochie and kitty.

Ghinna Rumma is now taking a bite of his rabbit roast at the exact time we are seeing the poochie with the hot dog in his mouth and the cat is now growling madly at the dog and is fighting the dog for the hot dog.

Just as the cat has now screeched loudly at the dog fighting him for the hot dog we now see Hassan Ben Sober jumping straight up in a pure undiluted horrified state of fear and panic as he is now flipping over the table in pure fear as we now see the "LIVE DOG AND CAT!"

We now see Larry, Shemp, and Moe as they are fighting amongst themselves in a state of horrified panic and scaredness from the screaming dog and cat as we now see dishware breaking.  As the dog and cat are still fighting over the hot dog.

As the dog and cat are now safe, we see Ghinna Rumma and Hassan Ben Sober looking at each other in a relaxed state and letting out sighs of relief to see that the dog and cat are now safe.

We are now on Shemp, Moe, and Larry as they are now standing there in relaxed states and are smiling happily as they are also noticing the dog and cat are safe.

MOE to SHEMP and LARRY:  (As Moe has a relaxed look on his face and calmness in his voice says):  "There's the dog and cat!"

MOE to LARRY:  (As Moe now has a mean look on his face and is shouting at Larry in madness and slapping Larry across the face madly says):  "Why didn't you tell me?"

LARRY to MOE:  (As Larry now has a look of wonderment on his face and is using a questionable tone of voice says):  "W-H-A-T!?"

MOE to LARRY:  (As Moe is now looking at Larry in shear madness shouts to him madly):  "Shut up!"

SHEMP to MOE:  (As Shemp is shouting in madness and Moe has now given Shemp a slap across his face as Shemp says):  "Let him alone!"

Moe has now given Shemp a sock in his stomach as Moe is now approaching Larry and is making one of Larry's hands into a fist and is putting under Shemp's chin as Moe is now hitting Larry's elbow hard causing Larry to his Shemp square in the kisser along with hitting himself in the stomach.

We now see Shemp and Larry evily waving their hands in Moe's face as Moe is following their hands in madness.  Moe has now once again socked both Shemp and Larry in their stomachs and their foreheads.

We now see Ghinna Rumma and Hassan Ben Sober huddled together as they are now talking amongst one another.

GHINNA RUMMA to HASSAN BEN SOBER:  (As Ghinna Rumma is looking at Hassan Ben Sober with a mischievous look on his face and is whispering to Hassan Ben Sober in a quiet voice):  "These three, they are the one's to get the jewell for us!"

HASSAN BEN SOBER to GHINNA RUMMA:  (As Hassan Ben Sober is looking at Ghinna Rumma with a dazed look on his face and is answering Ghinna Rumma back in a mischievous tone of voice says):  "Right!"

As Ghinna Rumma and Hassan Ben Sober were talking with each other we now saw Shemp, Moe, and Larry standing there.  Moe has his hands on his hips as he is giving Shemp a really wicked look as Larry and Shemp are now rubbing their faces in pain.

Hassan Ben Sober and Ghinna Rumma are now bending over as Ghinna Rumma is now picking up his sword as Hassan Ben Sober is now picking up the map.

HASSAN BEN SOBER to SHEMP, LARRY, and MOE:  (As he has a look of dazement on his face and mischief in his voice says):  "Gentlemen!?"

We now see Moe, Shemp, and Larry looking at Hassan Ben Sober with looks of dismay on their faces.

SHEMP to HASSAN BEN SOBER:  (As Shemp is now looking around the Café in a state of mischief as he is now looking at Hassan Ben SOber and is answering him in a mischievous tone of voice):  "Who came in?"

Larry, Moe, and Shemp are now looking around the café in dazement for the 'gentlemen!'

We now see Hassan Ben Sober and Ghinna Rumma looking at Shemp, Moe, and Larry with looks of devilsh mischief on their faces.

HASSAN BEN SOBER to MOE, LARRY, and SHEMP:  (As he is pointing at them with his sword as he is holding the map and says to them in a serious tone of voice):  "No you, how would you boys like to make a 1,000 Shilbleenas?"

We now see Shemp, Moe, and Larry flinch back in pain as they have really painful looks on their faces as Hassan Ben Sober is now sticking his sword out at them.  Ghinna Rumma is also standing there looking at Shemp, Moe, and Larry with a look of devilment on his face.

MOE to HASSAN BEN SOBER:  (As Moe is using hand gestures to support scaredness as he along with Shemp and Larry have scared looks on their faces as Moe is answering Hassan Ben Sober in a low and scared voice):  "You convinced us, what'll we have to do?"

We now see Ghinna Rumma approaching Shemp, Larry, and Moe with a look of wonderment on his face as Moe, Shemp, and Larry are looking back at him with looks of worry on their faces as Hassan Ben SOber is now straightening up the dumped over table.

GHINNA RUMMA to MOE, SHEMP, and LARRY:  (As Ghinna Rumma is now saying to Larry, Shemp, and Moe in a serious tone of voice):  "There's a diamond worth a King's ransom, did you hear, a king's ransom?"

HASSAN BEN SOBER to MOE, SHEMP, and LARRY:  (As Hassan Ben Sober is now waving the map at them and shots to them in a mad tone of voice):  "Gentlemen, this map will lead us to the treasure, now pay attention......"

As Hassan Ben Sober is now getting read to show Shemp, Moe, and Larry the map we now see a guard from the palace of Shmow sticking his hand through the entrance curtains and is tossing in a note that is stuck on a small sword as the note is now sticking into the table.  As the note on the sword is being stuck into the table we now see Shemp, Moe, and Larry with looks of scaredness on their faces as they are jumping back in scaredness as Moe is saying, 'hunh, hunh, hunh, hunh, hunh, hunh,' in a thorough state of scaredness.

We now see Ghinna Rumma standing there with a horrified look of worriedness on his face as Hassan Ben Sober is now taking the note from the table as he also has a really scared look on his face.

We now see Ghinna Rumma removing the note from the spear as he is opening the note while Moe, Shemp, and Larry are standing there looking at Ghinna Rumma with dazed, worried and frantic looks on their faces along with Hassan Ben Sober wondering what the lett says.

We now hear Ghinna Rumma reading the following not to Shemp, Moe, Larry, and Hassan Ben Sober in a low and serious tone of voice:

HASSAN BEN SOBER
YOU ARE LATE
I GOT THE DIAMOND
YOU GOT THE GATE

 Signed:    "OMAGOSH"
  EMIR OF SHMOW

We now see Hassan Ben Sober taking the note from Ghinna Rumma in a horrible state of sadness and fear as Ghinna Rumma is looking at Hassan Ben Sober in a state of sadness and carryingness as Shemp, Moe, and Larry are looking at them with looks of puzzlement on their faces.

We now hear Hassan Ben Sober crying in pain and sadness, 'Hoooh, hoooh, hoooh, hoooh, hoooh, hoooh'!

HASSAN BEN SOBER to GHINNA RUMMA, SHEMP, and MOE:  (As he is standing their crying and is saying):  "Oooh, oooh, oooh, ruined, defeated, that murderous cut throat, he has the famous 100 carat diamond!" 

As Hassan Ben Sober was standing there crying and talking in deep pain Ghinna Rumma was patting him on his shoulder to comfort him.  We now see Shemp, Moe, and Larry also standing there with hurtful looks on their faces as they are worried about Hassan Ben Sober.

SHEMP to HASSAN BEN SOBER:  (As Shemp has a look of mischief on his face and says back in a state of mischief):  "A hundred carrots, (carats), he sure knew his onions, hee, hee, hee, hee, hee, hee, hee, hee, hee, hee, hee, hee!"

MOE to SHEMP:  (As Moe is now looking at Shemp in a state of madness as Moe is tweaking Shemp's nose and is yelling at him):  "Quiet!"

Larry is standing there looking at Hassan Ben Sober with a really carrying look on his face as Ghinna Rumma is now looking at Hassan Ben Sober in a hurtful look as he has his hands on Hassan Ben Sober's shoulders and he is consoling him.  Moe is looking at Shemp with a really mean look on his face as Shemp is now rubbing his face in pain.

HASSAN BEN SOBER to GHINNA RUMMA, SHEMP, MOE, and LARRY:  (As Hassan Ben Sober is standing there crying and is shaking the rolled up map says as he is now throwing the map onto the floor):  "This map is useless to me now, with that diamond I could of quit my job as the Doorman at the Oasis Hotel!"

As Hassan Ben Sober is standing there crying, Ghinna Rumma is standing there consoling him as Shemp, Larry, and Moe are looking at him and the map with really worried looks on their faces.

Hassan Ben Sober and Ghinna Rumma are now standing there crying very hurtfully at the fact that they are no longer rich.

We now see Larry looking at Moe with a puzzled look on his face as Shemp and Moe are looking at Hassan Ben Sober in dazement.

MOE to HASSAN BEN SOBER:  (As Moe is yelling at Hassan Ben Sober in a furiously mad voice shouts):  "Hey, Spinach Chin, do you mean to tell me you're only a doorman?"

Larry, Shemp, and Moe are looking at Ghinna Rumma and Hassan Ben Sober in thorough states of madness as Hassan Ben Sober is standing there crying uncontrollably as Ghinna Rumma is also standing there crying uncontrollably with his hand over his face.

HASSAN BEN SOBER to MOE:  (As he is still standing there crying mercifully says):  "Yes!"

SHEMP to HASSAN BEN SOBER:  (As Shemp is now mad at Hassan Ben Sober and is saying to him in a mischievous tone of voice):  "Well, there's the door, man!"

We now see Hassan Ben Sober looking at the door still crying hurtfully as Ghinna Rumma is also standing there crying.  Larry has now given Hassan Ben Sober a karate chop on his neck, as Moe has now given him a swift kick on his backside.  As Hassan Ben Sober is now flying out through the main entrance curtains.  Ghinna Rumma has now pulled out his sword and is approaching Moe, Shemp, and Larry with it as Moe, Shemp, and Larry are now in a state of panic.

GHINNA RUMMA to MOE, SHEMP, and LARRY:  (As he is now approaching them crying as he is showing them his sword and is asking them in a crying state):  "Will you give me five for this?"

MOE to GHINNA RUMMA:  (As Moe is now answering him back in mischief as Moe is giving Ghinna Rumma an eyepoke):  "No, but I'll give you two!"

GHINNA RUMMA to MOE:  (As he is agreeing to Moe about his offer as he is still standing there crying and receiving his eyepoke says):  "I'll take it!"

We now see Larry and Shemp standing there looking at Ghinna Rumma in madness as Moe is now spinning Ghinna Rumma out of the café by his waist sash as Ghinna Rumma is now crashing onto the floor just outside of the entrance curtains.

We now see Moe, Shemp, and Larry as they are now smiling mischievously as Moe is brushing off his hands after sending Ghinna Rumm flying into outter space.

MOE to SHEMP, and LARRY:  (As Moe is talking to them in a serious manner says):  "There's only one, one hundred carat diamond and it comes from 'Rootin' Tootins' Tomb!"

SHEMP to MOE:  (As Shemp is looking at Moe with a look of dazement on his face as he says back to Moe in a serious tone of voice):  "That's government property!"

MOE to SHEMP:  (As Moe is looking at Shemp in a serious manner says to Shemp in a serious tone of voice):  "Right, and if we return it we'll get a big reward!"

LARRY to MOE and SHEMP:  (As Larry has a look of mischief on his face and says back mischievously as he is also rubbing his hands miwchievously):  "Yeah, maybe 50,000 bucks, boy, with that kind of money, we could rent a one room apartment in Hollywood, maybe!"

SHEMP to MOE and LARRY:  (As Shemp has a worried look on his face and is using a worried tone of voice says):  "But, that Emir Of Shmow is a cut throat, suppose he cut's my throat?"

LARRY and MOE to SHEMP:  (In a full blown state of mischief says in unison):  "Well!?"

We now see Shemp with a really hurtful look on his face as he is grabbing his neck in pain.

MOE to SHEMP:  (As Moe is now unrolling the map and is looking at Shemp with a look of mischief and in a carrying tone of voice says):  "Now, don't worry, we'll be disguised, we'll find the shortest way."

Moe is now un-rolling the map with a look of glee on his face as Shemp and Larry are looking at him in worry.

MOE to SHEMP and LARRY:  (As Moe is happily un-rolling the map and is saying to them mischievously as Shemp and Larry are happily looking at the map as Moe says):  "Now, here, study this map closely!"

{THE MAP OF STARVANIA}:      {TO THE BEST OF MY ABILITY}:

{LEFT SIDE OF THE MAP}:

1:  "GREAT-MITTEN"   (MITTEN SHAPED):

{UNDER 'GREAT-MITTEN'}:

2:  "TOT-SEA"      3:  "REUDAD-DIN"      4:  "EGYPT"      5:  "YOU-GYPT"      6:  "WE-GYPT"

{RIGHT SIDE OF 'GREAT-MITTEN'}:

7:  "CORKSCREW STRAIGHTS"      8:  "CAN'T SEA"      9:  "HOT SEA"      10:  "BAY OF RUM"

{RIGHT OF 'BAY OF RUM}:

11:  "HOT-FOOT"      12:  "WARM-FOOT"      13:  "COLD-FOOT"

{ABOVE 'HOT-FOOT'}:

14:  "SLAP-HAPPIA"      15:  "MICKEY FINLEN"

{UNDER 'MICKEY FINLEN'}:

16:  "I-RAN"      17:  "HE-RAN"      18:  "SHE-RAN"      19:  "THEY-RAN"      20:  "ALSO-RAN"

{RIGHT OF 'THE RANS' AND UNDER 'MICKEY FINLEN'}:

21:  "CAST-TORIA"      22:  "BAY OF WINDOW"      23:  "ISLE OF STROMBOLI"

{READING ABOVE 'CAST-TORIA' GOING STRAIGHT UP TO THE TOP OF THE MAP}:

24:  "DOUBLE CROSSEA"   25:  "VULGAR RIVER"   26:  "ATASKET"   27:  "ATISKET"   28:  "JERKOLA"   29:  "WOO-WOO"   30:  "TRUCK ON DOWN"

{LEFT OF 'TRUCK ON DOWN' STRAIGHT OVER BY THREE COUNTRIES}:

31:  "YOM EXPRESS"      32:  "HANG OVER"      33:  "OOMPHOLA" AND "LAKE OF LAMB"

{UNDER BOTH 'YOM EXPRESS' AND 'HANG OVER'}:

34:  "STAYWAYOFF AND INSANE RIVER"      35:  "GIVA DAM"      36:  "PUSHOVER"

{LEFT OF 'PUSHOVER' AND 'GIVA DAM' JUST UNDER 'OOMPHOLA'}:

37:  "STROVELAND"      38:  "NO LAND"      39:  "SHMOWLAND"      40:  "SHMOW"

Moe is now showing Shemp and Larry the route they are going to take to get to the castle as Moe is using a knife to lay out their travel route.

MOE to SHEMP and LARRY:  (As he is now lining out the map and says in a serious tone of voice):  "We start here at 'Jerkola', down the 'Insane River', over the 'Giva Dam', through 'Pushover', across 'Shmowland', to the strong hold of 'Shmow'."

It is now night and we are now in front of the castle where we see two guards working their duties.  One guard has with him a cute, little donkey.

GUARD ONE to the DONKEY GUARD:  (As Guard One is now leaving the guard duties to the Donkey Guard says):  "Hey, hey!"

We now hear sleigh bells ringing as we are now seeing a sleigh that is being pulled by a horse wearing reindeer antlers and on the sleigh are 'Three Santa Clauses'.

MOE to the REIN-HORSE:  (As Moe is pulling on the lead reins is saying to him):  "Get up, get up here, get up, whoa!"

We now see one of the castle guards approaching the Three Santa Clauses and he is saying to them in a mad tone of voice.

GUARD to the THREE SANTA CLAUSES:  (As the guard is now approaching the sleigh in a state of curiosity shouts):  "Hault, who goes there?"

THE THREE SANTA CLAUSES to the GUARD:  (In unison and using a serious tone of voice):  "Santa Claus!"

GUARD to the THREE SANTA CLAUSES:  (As the guard is looking at them with a look of dismay on his face and responds back to them in a questionable tone of voice):  "Ah, there ain't no Santa Claus!"

We now see the Three Santa Clauses getting out of their sleigh in a state of mischief as they are now holding onto a sack.

SHEMP SANTA to the GUARD:  (In full blown state of mischief):  "Oh yes there is and we have a present for ya!"

We now see the Three Santa Clauses getting off of their sleigh and are showing the guard their sack.

GUARD to the THREE SANTA CLAUSES:  (As the guard is now looking inside of the sack and says to them in a happy voice):  "You have?"

SHEMP SANTA to the GUARD:  (As the guard is now happily looking into the sack):  "Right here!"

We now see 'Moe Santa' taking a crowbar and hitting the guard in the back of his neck and is knocking him out as the guard is now landing in their sack.  He is now staggering a bit as he is hearing a cookoo bird chirping.  He is now falling into their sack as Moe is now giving him one more swift hit in the back of his neck for good measure.  We now see the Three Santa Clauses tieing up the guard securely inside of the sack.

MOE to LARRY and SHEMP:  (As Moe is looking at the sacked-up guard and is talking in a serious tone of voice says):  "Okay, boys!"

We are now inside of the castle where we see the Three Santa Clauses sneaking in and looking around, as they are now happily running in.

MOE SANTA to SHEMP SANTA and LARRY SANTA:  (As Moe has now noticed for the time being that the coast is clear says to them in a quiet mischievous tone of voice):  "Coast is clear, come on!"

As the Three Santa Clauses are now happily running into the castle thinking that everything is honky-dorey they are now being stopped by a huge, black guard that is swinging a humongous macheté in front of them.  As the Three Santa Clauses are saying in a state of fear, 'eeenh, eeenh, eeeenh!"

We now see the Three Santa Clauses huddling together and are planning out a strategy to set off the guard.

MOE to SHEMP and LARRY:  (As he is mumbling to them their game plan):  "We play Leap Frog."

SHEMP to MOE and LARRY:  (As Shemp is now mischievously waving a finger at the guard as he is saying to Moe in a happy agreeable tone of voice):  "Right!"

The Three Santa Clauses are now happily engaged in the game of 'Leap Frog.'

MOE to the GUARD:  (As Moe is now the last one to play and says to the guard in a very happy and mischievous tone of voice):  "Come on!"

We now see the guard really happy as he is now taking his turn at the game.  The guard has now set his macheté down as he is on his hands and knees in postion.  Moe is now taking his macheté and is hitting the guard hard over his head with it.

The guard is now standing up and is staggering a tad as he is hearing the chirping of birds in his head and is now holding his macheté and is skipping around merrily swinging his arms and singing as he has now exited out of the castle.

MOE to SHEMP and LARRY:  (As Moe, Shemp, and Larry are now huddled together looking at one another in worry as they are working out what they are going to do next as Moe says to them in a quiet voice):  "Okay, let's find the diamond!"

We now hear the Shmow laughing happily as we see him reading the 'Funny Papers' as he is walking down one of the corridors.

We now see the Three Santa Clauses running away in a state of panic and fear.

MOE to SHEMP and LARRY:  (In a panicking tone of voice):  "It's the Shmow!"

LARRY to SHEMP and MOE:  (In a really worried voice as they are now running for safety):  "The Shmow!"

The Shmow is now sitting down in a chair with the diamond sewn to his turban as he is still laughing hysterically at his 'Funny Papers'.

The Three Santa Clauses are now hiding behind some curtains as they are now peaking out at the Shmow in a horrified state of panic.

MOE to LARRY and SHEMP:  (As they are looking at the Shmow through the curtains in a worried state as Moe is whispering to them):  "There he is and he is wearing the diamond!"

SHEMP to MOE and LARRY:  (As Shemp is whispering back in a mischievous manner says):  "Now, is our chance to get it!"

MOE to SHEMP and LARRY:  (As the three of them are looking at Shmow in fear says):  "Yeah!"

We now see the Shmow with a horrified look of panic on his face as he has now stopped reading his 'Funny Papers' as we see the Three Santa Clauses marching in stacked on top of each other:  (Moe is on the bottom, Larry is in the middle, and Shemp is on top).  They are wrapped in a curtain and are marching in like a monster and are waving their hands wildly.  As the monster is marching in we hear the monster groaning, 'runh, runh, runh, runh, runh, runh, runh, runh, runh, runh, ruhn, runh'.

MONSTER to the SHMOW:  (As the monster is now standing in front of the petrified and panicking Shmow and Shemp is talking in a really deep and growly tone of voice):  "Fe-Fi-Fo-Fum, I am the evil spirit that guards the 'Rootin' Tootin' diamond.  Give it to me, lest evil be fall you."

We now see the Shmow removing his turban as he is now horribly quaking in his boots in pain and fear.

SHMOW to the EVIL SPIRIT:  (As the Shmow is now shankingly removing his turban and is throwing it at the 'Evil Sprit' in horrible fear and panic):  "Yes, sir, yes sir!"

We now see the 'Evil Spirit' with the Shmow's turban as the spirit is now ripping the diamond off of the turban.  The spirit has now tossed the turban to the floor and now has the diamond.

EVIL SPIRIT to the SHMOW:  (As Shemp is still talking in his low and gruff tone of voice says):  "The spirit commands you to stand on your head in that lily pond until further notice, runh, runh, runh, runh, runh, runh, runh, runh, runh, runh, runh, runh!"

We now hear the 'Evil Spirit' growling at the Shmow as the poor petrified and obdient Shmow is frantically running over to the lily pond and is taking a flying leap into the lily pond head first.

We now see the huge black guard toting his macheté as he is now running in, in a horrified state of madness.  We now see the 'Evil Spirit' where Larrry is peaking out looking at the Shmow with a happy, mischievous look on his face.  Larry is now quickly hiding his face as they have now noticed the castle guard.

SHEMP to LARRY:  (In a horrible state of fear and panic says):  "Hide quick, somebody's coming!"

SHEMP to MOE:  (In a horrible state of panic yells to Moe):  "Scram!"

The spirit is now leaving and is not watching where he is going as he is now crashing into the entrance doorwell.  Moe and Larry have now gotten stuck in the doorwell as Shemp is now hanging from a piece of rope that is tied to the top portion of the doorwell, they are now crashing to the floor.

The huge, black castle guard is now running over to them still toting his macheté in a horrible stage of outrage and madness.

The spirit is now breaking up as they are laying on the floor and are groaning, 'oooh, oooh, oooh, oooh, oooh, oooh, in pain from crashing into the doorwell.

As the Santa Clauses are now standing up and regaining their stature and balance they are now being greeted by the outrageously mad, macheté swinging guard.

We now see Moe and Larry running out of the main entrance way screaming, 'oooh, oooh, oooh, oooh, unh, unh, unh, unh, in a total state of fear and panic.  Shemp is now running to his left as he is yelling in horrible panic as he is being chased by the outrageously mad guard, 'whoa, ah, ah, whoa, whop, whop, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whop'!

We now see Shemp being cornered by the huge black guard as he is now taking a small sword off of a wall.  Shemp has now taken one swing with his tiny sword as the guard has now swong his huge macheté at Shemp.

SHEMP to the MACHETÉ GUARD:  (In fear but yet in a mischievous mood as he is handing the guard the tiny sword says):  "Ah, ah, ah, oh, oh, oh, here, hold this."

We now see the guard being obedient to Shemp as he is taking the small sword from Shemp and is looking at it in wonderment.  Shemp is now removing a tad larger sword from the wall.

HUGE GUARD to SHEMP:  (As the guard is standing there with a really evil look on his face as he is shouting at Shemp in an evil tone of voice):  "I'll kill you!"

We now see Shemp in a total state of mischief as he is stabbing some grapefruits and is wickedly tossing them at the huge guard who is standing there with his macheté raised and has a really wicked look on his face.

MAD GUARD to SHEMP:  (As Shemp is happily flinging his fruit at the guard and the guard is wiping it off and is yelling in madness):  "Why you, unish, I'll kill......"

We now see the huge black guard with a banana sticking out of his mouth.

SHEMP to the HUGE GUARD:  (As Shemp is dancing in glee and has a big mischievous grin on his face as he says in a mischievous tone of voice):  "Gotcha, bullseye!"

We now see the outrageously mad guard throwing the banana to the ground.

MAD GUARD to SHEMP:  (As the guard has a really mean and evil look on his face and shout to Shemp dementedly):  "Why you!"

We are now once again seeing the mad guard being cremated with fruit that Shemp is happily and mischievously tossing at him.  The guard is now staggering away as he is wiping fruit from his face.

We now see Larry and Moe approaching the outrageously mad guard as the guard is still wiping fruit from his face and Moe is now mischievously removing his hat from his head.

MOE to the MAD GUARD:  (As Moe is holding his hat and has a mischievous look on his face as the guard is looking at Moe in wonderment as Moe says mischievously):  "Your hat!"

GUARD to MOE:  (As the guard has a look of dazement on his face and is using a serious tone of voice says):  "Thank-you!"

MOE to the GUARD:  (In a full blown state of mischief says):  "You're welcome!"

As Moe and the guard were having their conversation we saw Shemp and Larry standing there looking at them with dazed looks on their faces.

GUARD to MOE:  (In an outrageously mad mood is shouting at him madly):  "Why you!"

Moe is now yelling, 'unh, unh, unh, unh, in a state of fear and panic as Moe is now pulling on a scarf and is sending down a large vase causing it to hit the guard square on his head and causing him pain but he is still standing there intact.  We now see Shemp picking up the same vase and is smashing it hard against the guard's head. 

The guard is standing there totally knocked out as he is being supported up right by his macheté.  Larry and Moe are standing there looking at the guard mischievously.  Shemp, Larry, and Moe are looking at the guard up and down wondering why he hasn't fallen over, Shemp has now decided to kick the macheté out from under his hands which is now causing the guard to go crashing to the floor flat on his face.

MOE to SHEMP and LARRY:  (As they are smiling miwchievously and are brushing their hands together in success as Moe says):  "Well that's that!"

We now see the Shmow still standing on his head in the lily pond and has now dranken every drop of the water.  Moe, Shemp, and Larry are now running over to the lily pond in fear.  Moe has now shoved over the very well water logged Shmow as he is laying flat on his back.  Shemp and Larry now have looks of worry on their faces as Moe is up-righting the water logged Shmow.

MOE to the SHMOW:  (As he is still in the process with the help of Larry and Shemp standing him up says):  "Get up here!"

We now see Moe pushing on the Shmow's chest as the Shmow is saying, (boing, boing, boing).  Shemp is standing there looking mischievously at him while Larry has his hand cupped to his ear to be able to hear what the Shmow is saying better.

MOE to SHEMP and LARRY:  (As Moe has a look of mischief on his face and in his voice says):  "Hey, the Shmow is flooded!"

Shemp is now bending the Shmow slightly forward as Moe is now beating him hard on his chest causing the water to coming spewing out like he is now the fountain water statue.

As the Shmow is now spewing out the water we now see Moe, Larry, and Shemp with happy looks on their faces as Moe, Shemp, and Larry are laughing joyfully, 'ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha'!  Moe is now hysterically happy and is now hitting the 'real water fountain statue' on the back as Shemp and Larry are now joyfully looking at the diamond.

LARRY to SHEMP:  (In a low and carrying tone of voice):  "Careful of that, budy!"

MOE to the LADY WATER FOUNTAIN STATUE:  (As Moe is in a state of happy mischief says to her gleefully):  "Sister, it looks like you'r outta job, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!"

SHORT ENDS:

As Moe, Larry, and Shemp are standing there in pride of the accomplishments and they have smiles of pride on their faces as they are looking at the diamond are now being squirted by the 'real water fountain statue'.

MOE to SHEMP and LARRY:  (As they are standing there in pride as Moe asks):  "Where's that diamond, kids?"

LARRY to SHEMP and MOE:  (In a full state of pride says):  "Here it is, isn't it beautiful?"

SHORT FADES OUT:

Moe, Shemp, and Larry are now getting squirted straight in their faces by the 'Lady Water Statue' as they are saying, "hey, blumb, hey, blumb, hey, blumb, hey, blumb, hey, blumb, hey, blumb, yap, nep, nep, nep, blumb, blumb, woof, woof, woof, look out!"  They are now running in panic to stop being squirted by her.